I'm so sick of this shift

[Captain Beard]

Ask for AM shift?

 

[Will Bozarth]

no openings

 

[Captain Beard]

PM Shift?

 

[Will Bozarth]

would be worse for me than midnight

 

[reese_apoc]

would be worse for me than midnight

okay, here's what i recommend. this is what i've done in the past. Destroy the bosses you most hate. just ruin them; buttsex them hardcore, and then piss down their throats. that always made me feel better. and the shame i caused them made them not want to tell anybody. mwahahahaha!!!!
stupid wal*mart managers. they had it coming...

 

[Will Bozarth]

and just when I think the East Coast is awesome, you have to remind me that you exist

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

After working a desk/cubicle job for around 4 years I swore to myself that I would rather go poor than work a job I disliked from then on out. Life seems far too short to me to waste 8+ hours a day being annoyed, aggrivated, etc.
Also, I hate money.

 

[reese_apoc]

and just when I think the East Coast is awesome, you have to remind me that you exist

if that's directed to me.. i'm sorry . no one gets me....

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My job especially sucks right now. Take one background check. It's going to have an average of 3 past/current employers to call and/or fax to obtain verification from, 2 schools to call and/or fax to obtain verification from, criminal records that will have to be ordered, and various emails to obtain any additional information needed to process any portion of the case. All steps taken for anything have to be typed into the case. And after you have it started, be ready to backtrack anytime later when you receive a response to a verification, so you can put that info into the case. Also, all of these steps must be repeated on each case every day until it is complete.

So there's one case. The normal caseload which keeps even the most diligent busy is about 65 cases on their list at any given time.

With all the people that have quit recently plus the new client my department has foolishly taken on, those of us that are left are all overloaded. At any given time since last week I've had 200 cases. TWO HUNDRED. Now think about all those steps I just stated above. Times 200. Sure I'm completing 50 or more cases a day, but for every case I complete, I suddenly have 5 new cases on my list to start.

I haven't been taking my breaks, including my lunch breaks. My hands shake by the time I leave for the day since I have to type non-stop, and my spleen feels enlarged

Samamfa come kidnap me from there

 

[Captain Beard]

You *should* become a dispatcher!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

okay, here's what i recommend. this is what i've done in the past. Destroy the bosses you most hate. just ruin them; buttsex them hardcore, and then piss down their throats. that always made me feel better. and the shame i caused them made them not want to tell anybody. mwahahahaha!!!!
stupid wal*mart managers. they had it coming...

wanna go buttsex my managers? ... no, my coworkers ... no, the CUSTOMERS???

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will, i miss you

 

[Will @ work]

will, i miss you

I miss you more. and why the fuck were you up at 3:40am?

 

[JBroll]

Erm, sorry, some of us kinda had... cleanup.

Oh, and watch out for those stairs... if anyone asks, they're very slippery.

Jeff

 

[Burti]

You could easily FAAAAAALLL!

And break your neck.