Important: Please Read

[Dark_Jester]

Well, as our esteemed moderator hasn't seemed to be around to keep us (read: me) under control over the past few days, I think it's time for...
MUTINY!!!
That's right friends, as a long-standing but not quite stable resident here, I've taken it upon myself to nominate myself as myself...I mean, your new leader. All those in favour, please raise your arm, say aye, speak after the tone, or leave a message with my secretary
Thank you all very much for your time and your aid in making this crusty sea-dog rise to power.
Sealed by my hand,
Dark Jester: 'When there's no formal scrutiny, I will plan a mutiny: Vote for me, 2004'

 

[Malaclypse]

...waits for the tone

 

[Delirious]

it´s either a dwarf or a mad pirate. and they say this board scare people off...

 

[Dark_Jester]

Beep!
I'm going to take your waiting as your vote for Captain Awesome Emperor Jester of the Dark as President 2004. Thank you for your call

 

[Northern Lights]

You? A leader?
Oh very well then *Raises arm and says aye*
(that way it'll be so much easier to overthrow you, steal all the wealth you've gathered and flee abroad )

 

[Dark_Jester]

Ok, thats 3 votes for me, and 0 for sanit...I mean...uh...keeping things...umm...stupid.
Keep polling people, remember, a vote for me is a vote for the guy whose name is Dark Jester

 

[mousewings]

I vote for you. You're our present leader!

Hail D_J!!!!


Do I get a hott guy as a present for my loyalty?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Mousewings, by selling me your soul in a sticky vote like manner, I guarantee your 'hott metahl d00d with teh long metahl hair' quota will dramatically increase by many many percent!

 

[Malaclypse]

can i be 1st mate, mate?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yaaaaaaaar, I run a clean deck, ye think ye'r up to the job, mateeey?

 

[Northern Lights]

And I can be... uh... well, have an important position? That pays well?

 

[Malaclypse]

aye i do be! gut spillin an ale vomitin' do takes place at the other vessels!

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yes! Important positions for all! Even if I have to invent them! And even if they're only titles! Everyone who wants a title shall have a title, and everyone who doesn't will get one anyway, because I'm that benevolent a leader!

 

[Northern Lights]

W00t! All hail our glorious leader! Ben-u-akhbar!

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Ahoy, oi matey, Ben meboy!
Aaarrr! Scurvy cowards be keelhauled! So now, avast, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole! grin: ) Aye, tis Jester! :-o Aaaaarrr ye want to be a captain eh? Would ye like t'try t’take us many many miles abroad and drink (non-alc) grog huh?! We’ll trust ye on this then (even tho we know the Dr Yekyll in you is a laywer ) Aye aye, be’th our captain then!, until other/more mutiny do us part(y)!

Now, set a course for the horizon!

 

[Argyle]

Dark_Jester: We get titles if we vote for you?!?!? I'M IN!
Due to the current events in the moderator front, you shall take the position. And thus I will become Über Cardinal Argyle!

 

[Dark_Jester]

Uber Cardinal Argyle has been sworn in as Uber Cardinal We wish you many years of Cardinalness my friend, and we assure you (because I'm in charge, I'm now a third person, much like a King) that your vote has not been wasted

Valkyrie: yaaaaaaaaaaaar, shiver me timbers lass, ye shooor know how to get an old sea-dogs crusty heart a-beatin'! Withe cold ocean spray in me beard, and a song of the Jolly Roger on me lips, me n thee shall be finding adventure!

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Har har haaaaar, CASEJOD, nice mast ye 'aving there, matey, care to dock into Port? Yaaaaaaar!



Btw, be we going anywhere yet, cap'n?

 

[Dark_Jester]

 

[Kovenant84]

I'll have to rationally consider this for some time... will you restore my internet connection in my apartment if I vote for you?

~Kovenant p, silly brits, don't you know you'll just become a figurehead?)