rahvin: tr00 does not suck ass, tr00 is grim! How can one be grim when enjoying oneself? 'Oh look at me, I crushed a tiny little grape and made a drink out of it, hip hip hooray, look at how wonderful and magical this experience is!'
BAH!
REAL metahlers will see this as an insult. Mead is tr00, for it is made grimly, and tastes grim. Orange juice is acceptable for an orange is a mighty fruit, that takes tr00 kvtlness to crush and drive before you! Pineapple juice is as the drink of a warrior, shouldst ye contain the skill to crush it! To squeeze its very life essence, THAT is the essence of kvltness!
hyena: Dare you defy me? I shall make set of tootpicks from your bones!
BAH!
REAL metahlers will see this as an insult. Mead is tr00, for it is made grimly, and tastes grim. Orange juice is acceptable for an orange is a mighty fruit, that takes tr00 kvtlness to crush and drive before you! Pineapple juice is as the drink of a warrior, shouldst ye contain the skill to crush it! To squeeze its very life essence, THAT is the essence of kvltness!
hyena: Dare you defy me? I shall make set of tootpicks from your bones!