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[Dark_Jester]

Kovenant, vote for me and I guarantee that your internet connection will in the fulness of time be restored
And I won't be the figurehead

 

[Rei Toei]

*recovers from the shock*
aye! you got me convinced err... captain. have another vote and a handknitted black lace eye patch with gold embroidering *curtseys*
also the beasts are mewing their interest, and from the swishing of their tails i can tell they'd gladly join your ranks as long as you can provide them with enough cod fish.
*maow*

 

[JackhammerRape]

Mutiny was so last century...

*drills a hole in your boat*

 

[Dark_Jester]

Ok, so far I have many many votes from faithful friends and allies, and one BASTARD who has to ruin the fun. Feed him to the sharktacons!

Rei, thank you for the eyepatch, and the offer of the feline-fishy troops. This is just the best mutiny EVAR!

 

[JackhammerRape]

Your sharktacons are no match for a Mig-29 you silly piratical urchin!

*flys in low while top gun theme kicks in*

 

[Dark_Jester]

Thank you for the aid of one Mig-29 and picking the right side. I have graciously accepted your vote, and am quite proud to see you join my ranks

 

[JackhammerRape]

*ditches the mig in favour of an F-14, pah! 'Thats not true! It's impossible! I'll never join you!'*

 

[Dark_Jester]

Silence young Jedi, and join my side. The bounty will be plentiful, and the rewards great!

 

[JackhammerRape]

Fine, but i'm not wearing tights. its strictly Samurai style in my regiment ya hear!

None of that peg leg tomfoolery.

 

[Dark_Jester]

We could even be SPACE pirates :Smokedev:

 

[JackhammerRape]

oh, now that is a capital idea!

*bolts on space marine armour and ditches katana in favour of a pair of chain-swords*

Batter up!

 

[ouagadougou]

*joins* i'm with you all the way, Ben.


and what comes to the rest of you..

 

[Dark_Jester]

Thank you, thank you, lords and ladies all, for your bravery and loyalty to me shall never be forgotten
While the times ahead of us may be turbulent, and at times may our skies seem blackened, know that we, the mighty, shall overcome any obstacle.
All hands on deck, and raise the flag! Onwards we shall sail towards our destinies!

 

[Kovenant84]

I shall be the prophet of the Jester!

For he foresaw the restoration of my blessed 'net!

~Kovenant

 

[Dark_Jester]

Rise, brother Kovenant, for thy name is apt; for as thou shalt truly be the prohet of mine Covenant, and so Kovenant shalt thou be. Go forth and spread ye the word, and that word, is love

 

[Thanatos]

The idea of a mutiny seems liek a cool thing...though I shall not be under anyone's command (much less Ben's) *pokes slimey* how about something like an associate mercenary?

 

[Arch]

MUTINY!!!!!!!!


I, for one, welcome our new moderator, Dark_Jester.

*brings out the beer*

 

[Child of Time]

I will flee to the mountains and start a guerilla warfare against the Dark Usurper! None will dare to tread the paths in the mountains as long as the illegitimate king holds court in Rivendell!

*waits for rahvin the dwarfmaster to come back so that he can crush teh mutiny*

NP: Run to the hills - Iron Maiden

 

[Ormir]

Nooooo, I'll never give up on rahvin! *starts counter-revolution* If any of you ever dare come to Finland... I'll kiss you!

 

[Rei Toei]

@ormir: fine. keep the lipstick handy, sweetie