In this thread I make grand declarations about food that are inarguable.

[FuSoYa]

Bleu Cheese is horrible

 

[FuSoYa]

#2:

The idea of "ranch" flavor is an abomination

 

[ChromeLife]

eating "Loaded Fries" from steak escape everyday is not a good idea.

 

[FuSoYa]

mayonnaise is gross unless used appropriately, an instance which is rare

 

[FuSoYa]

beets are okay

 

[ChromeLife]

Sweet Cornbread is a gift from food heaven.

 

[chupe666]

"beets are okay" as an inarguable statement is kind of funny. not in that i hate beets, but the lack of strength of the statement makes it funny as being inarguable.



like "I am positive that I am undecided."

 

[Baliset]

mayonnaise is gross unless used appropriately, an instance which is rare

it is appropriate on a double cheesburger from Flamers or on a Bacon cheeseburger from the Yuck Truck(R.I.P.)

 

[avi]

what do you consider "appropriate" uses of mayo?

 

[FuSoYa]

like in tuna fish, for example, or egg salad.

That's about it.

 

[ChromeLife]

tuna fish is supertastic.

 

[avi]

what about potato salad?

 

[ChromeLife]

I would kill to eat right now.

 

[xfer]

i can't think of a worse use for mayonnaise than on a BURGER. toby's proclamations are generally accurate, however.

potato salad that's not mayo-less german potato salad? NOTATO, THANKS





oh man that was horrible.

 

[xfer]

at least i didn't say potat-no, thanks.

 

[lizard]

not good: the newly developed Cheeseburger Fries. a meat product and cheese mixture, formed into fry shapes, breaded, then deep fried.

four grams of fat per fry.

 

[avi]

yeah I practically choked when I read about that "invention"

 

[chupe666]

cheeseburger fries = BLEARGLE.

also: i saw, in the produce section, a potato individually wrapped in cellophane sold individually as "microwave-able potatoes" for 50 cents each. how stupid do you have to be to buy that?

 

[screwdriverqueen]

............

I Have A Feeling That This Thread Was Targeted Towards Me.

 

[screwdriverqueen]

i also can't believe i'm not allowed to type in caps, thereby making me Look Like a Stalker.