In this thread I make grand declarations about food that are inarguable.

[xfer]

i like snobs. that's not why i dislike france and/or canada.

 

[Steve]

canada is an easy target for jokes

 

[kleo706]

Mindspell is a kitchen fascist, not a snob.

 

[Steve]

chicken is good

 

[RealmArchitect]

Hey, I eat food.

 

[mindspell]

Mindspell is a kitchen fascist, not a snob.

Couldn't have said it better. I will have to create a new kitchen regime where corporate manufactured foods is the target of my fascism. General Foods is evil. Kraft is evil. Under my commands people will actually learn to cook and not reheat frozen pizza or tv dinners. Shed your candy bars and taste chocolate for the first time, the dark bitter one.

Sweet utopia...

 

[mindspell]

i like snobs. that's not why i dislike france and/or canada.

Then why do you?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Mayonaise is great. And I'm talking about the Hellman's and Kraft stuff too. I put it on soy burgers (meat should only be eaten by tigers and baseball players) and fries. I like eating mayo/Cheez-Wiz/pickle sandwiches. Mmmm....

Ranch is good too. Goes good with fries. I put it on pizza too.

Cocoa Rice Krispies with chocolate milk is good.

Taco Bell 7-layer burritos are the greatest food on earth, next to breaded and fried egg-plant with ketchup.

Butter goes good with baked potatoes and corn fritters. Ketchup too.

People who drink only beer from micro-breweries and say that anything else is "fake beer" should be lynched in public (if I find another stain on my rug from one of my roommates snobbish little friends' boutique dark beers I'm gonna hang the fuckers).

 

[azal]

ODB is definately black.

 

[Stultus]

 

[xfer]

i don't appreciate the pseudo-liberalism of canada coupled with its lack of free speech! i think it makes it harder for a true liberal movement to triumph in the U.S.

france is another story entirely.

also, i agree with kitchen fascism.

 

[IanDork107]

Everyone MUST enjoy lobster.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

egg salad is abomination

bleu cheese is fucking toxic

lemon malt beverages (aka "hard lemonade") can go fucking die

fucking budweiser is a headache in a can

Thai fuckin' food bitches!

 

[mindspell]

i don't appreciate the pseudo-liberalism of canada coupled with its lack of free speech!

I am afraid I don't see that. Where did you get the idea that Canada lacked free speech?

Edit: Kleo

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i didnt want to have to do this but...

and... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Hell no I aint black. If I were I'd drink orange soda, and if there's one thing I don't drink, it's orange soda.

 

[kleo706]

If you want irony... Mindspell is a moderator who forgot how to use "QUOTE" tags. Let's point at the Francophone and laugh!!!

 

[kleo706]

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