Items around you, items you carry in your pockets and shit

[Satanstoenail]

I wouldn't know, i just copy and pasted it form wiki.

Come now, don't downplay your extensive knowledge of the finer nuances of nu-metal culture.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

ok fine you got me, here's me back in '96

 

[Onder]

I wouldn't know, i just copy and pasted it form wiki. How's your mud-butt doing?

My butt is doing ok thank you. I can't sit for longer periods of time but I don't really mind.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

My butt is doing ok thank you. I can't sit for longer periods of time but I don't really mind.

grab one of those donut cushions, it might help until you get better.

 

[Onder]

grab one of those donut cushions, it might help until you get better.

I think this is as good as I will ever get.

I'm quite lucky I'm not a passive homo because that would be a pain in the ass.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'm quite lucky I'm not a homo

Are you sure? That might actually be the cause of your bloody booty.

 

[Onder]

Are you sure? That might actually be the cause of your bloody booty.

I'm pretty sure. I was never fucked in the butt.

Last time this whore bitch doctor did the old fingerfuck like a fucking hammer job on me though, it was like, circleing around my butthole and then BAM. Whole fat finger in.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

did she do this to you afterwards?

 

[CiG]

D'Arse Invader.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My pocket contents are usually just phone, wallet and keys.

This is my manpurse, cleverly disguised as a laptop bag despite containing no laptop:



I carry it around almost everywhere. It contains:

• umbrella
• power bank and phone cable
• contact lenses
• sunglasses
• headache pills
• nicotine patches
• condoms
• chapstick
• breath mints
• toothpicks
• nail clippers
• cotton swabs
• pens
• random papers accumulated at work or on doctor visits
• napkins accumulated from eating out

For overnight trips, I pack extra stuff like clothes, toothbrush/toothpaste, or contact lens case. Those get emptied out after the trip to reduce weight/clutter.

The strap is a replacement for the original one, which broke. I used to have two "I voted" stickers, but one fell off. Thing's been around.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Kept it light for last night...

 

[Bloopy]

I dug this display I came across in Switzerland during the 2010 World Cup:

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

hah, awesome!

 

[Bloopy]

 

[Dak]

Kept it light for last night...

lol that watch

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lol that watch

yeah, the good ole trusty F91. I don't wear it(its too small), just toss it my pocket or pouch when i dont feel like putting one on for the day. Casios are some of the most reliable and on-the-second watches around.

 

[Bloopy]

I got this tiny minimal Victorinox doosie with no actual knife, mainly good for travel:

Also finally got a new phone earlier this year. I ended up using my Sony (pictured on page 1) for 7 freakin' years, way past its use by date. I held out as basically none of the Android phones you can get here are smaller than bloody 6" phablets. I scoured the internet and eventually got a Sharp Aquos R2 Compact which is 5.2" × 2.6", fuck yeah. Tiny by today's standards. About the same length as a typical velcro wallet.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Why'd you have to bump this thread, now we're gonna learn whatever horrors blurry carries in his pockets

 

[Bloopy]

Even he won't know that. If he puts his hand in too far he'll permanently lose it to the black void of sticky spunk, pipe resin and toe jam, so dark it can't be seen on camera.