It's the Make up a Katatonia Song Thread

[Rev Jim Jones]

Is there already one of these? Okay, make up a Katatonia song lyrically.

Here's a little ditty I just came up with

Opaque

Rain falling down
I’ve lost again
Shut out the lights
You gave my soul
Nothing can save us
That feeling is dead

Don’t leave me here
A worn out life
It’s not too late
I won’t forget

It’s time once more
To start again
I close my eyes
And remember the last night
It’s raining still
Cold and oppressive

Don’t leave me here
A waste of time
It’s not too late
I’ll never forget

 

[Deliverance6]

hmmm......I dont think any attempt I make will do any justice.......so Ill sit this one out....

 

[LifeDepraved]

we had you down on your coffee table
we were kicking you in the nads
we tried to hang you from the stable
we didn't stop until you had crabs

we must heat up soup
we must heat up soup
we must heat up soup so hot
that no one can eat soup

forgive me for covering my thigh
forgive me for not picking (a) hue
forgive me for being so fiiiiIIIIiine
forgive me for letting this be kewl

 

[Androz]

Classic chorus there Kev

 

[Rev Jim Jones]

we had you down on your coffee table
we were kicking you in the nads
we tried to hang you from the stable
we didn't stop until you had crabs

we must heat up soup
we must heat up soup
we must heat up soup so hot
that no one can eat soup

forgive me for covering my thigh
forgive me for not picking (a) hue
forgive me for being so fiiiiIIIIiine
forgive me for letting this be kewl

 

[RatU a.k.a Dainon]

Heck! This Depraved is fucking nuts.

 

[LifeDepraved]

WHO TOLD YOU I WAS FUCKING NUTS??!?! I AIN'T NO SICK FUCK!!!!

On a lighter note...I'll do another Katatonia song later.

 

[Silent paragon]

that was gold kev...

 

[LifeDepraved]

American Idol
Lame man
Gravy winds
Rides the potatos
Further into the vast world of Ebay
Low prices on OOP Katatonia items do not exist

Five day migraine
Closer now than Peter

Gorillas escape
Mute flock of Trivium fans
One with horrible guitar skillz
Sight is getting Dim-mu Borgir

 

[Weathered]

dude whatever you drink to write such stuff... drink more!!!!

 

[Phoenix5]

Exactly.

 

[Cerulean]

American Idol
Lame man
Gravy winds
Rides the potatos
Further into the vast world of Ebay
Low prices on OOP Katatonia items do not exist

Five day migraine
Closer now than Peter

Gorillas escape
Mute flock of Trivium fans
One with horrible guitar skillz
Sight is getting Dim-mu Borgir

I love you man

You should record these with your high pitched vocals

 

[LifeDepraved]

Not a bad ideaaaaaa...

 

[FatefuL]

omg ! who else thinks that Kevin should record an entire cd with those .. maybe call it k-FUCKed!! tribute ?

 

[LORD DARKSOUL]

BUTTGAS


What is it in my eye?
A piece of stinky ass?
Is this the time I should be eating pooooooooooo for you
Is this your way of telling me you're eating feces by the pound
Now I know it's Buttgas in my eyes

 

[Phoenix5]

Word.

 

[LifeDepraved]

Balls
The cream is so RARRR!
Come and take the monthly rent
Few blingz are as frostbitten
Quaker state
Opeth is quaint

Masturbate
Assemble queer
Dale's dong
In your throat
Future breast
In your reach
Who's first
Oh, BABE!

My ass
Your face!!! well...kiddin!!
Keep your last terds in your hand
Mold it and open up
Time to blow
Resist the infected ho

 

[Cerulean]

Hahaha, ace!
Now... Be a good boy and record it

 

[RatU a.k.a Dainon]

Heck! This Depraved should be Katatonia's song writer!


"u g0t t3h sk1llz m3nnn!111111one"

 

[FatefuL]

doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!doit!