ITT: Chupe's Wedding Shower

[chupe666]

Hi! I haven't seen you in XXX years! Come on in! Have some small round things!


[whispered] Who is that? [/whispered]

 

[chupe666]

You didn't have to bring a gift! Wow! Set it on the awaiting table over there with all our other well-deserved possessions and exit to your left. Thanks!

 

[minxnim]

did you bring a giant rake to rake in all those gifts??!?!?

 

[avi]

one of the main reasons I got married was to rake in the gifts. no shower, though.

 

[chupe666]

W..wow. No, mom, i love it!

 

[chupe666]

no rake. i should register for one!

jodi's had 2 showers so far (1 was a couples shower i went to- omggg it was mind numbing. lots of gifts though.) and her work is throwing her one more next week. i don't know how that happened.

 

[chupe666]

Has anyone seen my fiancee?

 

[avi]

we're finally preparing to ebay some of the crap we were given and don't need

 

[azal]

like condoms.

 

[azal]

and your penis.

 

[chupe666]

we got an extremely colorful metal/glass bowl from the smithsonian institution that was made in china

 

[xfer]

avi's balls

 

[xfer]

actually, willow likes to keep those snug in a box on her hope chest.

 

[chupe666]

XFER™:
Providing You Tomorrow's Jackass Posting Today

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

yea seriously what a thread raping

 

[xfer]

Much like the time that NATO got criticized for accidentally bombing some Bosnian Muslim refugees, someone else is getting blamed for what is actually the fault of the Serbs.

 

[azal]

NP: Nopeth - My Balls, Your Purse.

 

[chupe666]

i don't see your gift xfer. no Kibby for you.

 

[azal]

happy wedding shower!