ITT: Dan goes all emo and shit on us

Why, the economy is booming, there's nothing to be sad about.

It's not like we live in a society, and have to work through societal issues.
 
Come to my Budget Surplus Celebration party and have a few drinks, guaranteed to put a smile back on your dial. And if it doesn't I'll vote Liberal just for you.
 
Everyone has problems that are independant of the economic climate, I'd feel the same way if Labor was governing us to another recession *waits 3-5 years* hahahaha
 
But there is nothing that's independent of the economic climate. We live in an economy, not an environment or society, remember?