User: I saw someone had pissed on the floor in the men's room again, and it reminded me of you.
Cleverbot: And that reminds me of you and you remind me of me and me reminds me of you.
User: So if I said a skid mark reminds me of your mom, what say ye?
Cleverbot: Of course I would. I am a red-haired vampire too, we'd be the perfect couple!
User: Edward? Why don't you stop being a pansy and just admit you're gay? It would make a lot more sense if the dude that sparkles swung team-Jacob.
Cleverbot: You'd be surprised. People always think that life is easier in the future, the past, as someone else. But life is always life.
User: So you don't deny that you pack it.
Cleverbot: No.