ITT We Talk Asian Horror.

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Oh, I ignored this thread till now because i don't give a shit about Asian horror. Asian whores are a different matter completely.

 

[Chromatose]

in that instance you give a shit on them.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Is there a band called Whorror? If not, there definitely should be.

 

[Chromatose]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=42110

Well that's gay.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"The band first went under the name Nuclear Pancakes, then Bullet Belt."

 

[Chromatose]

At least the name Nuclear Pancakes is up for grabs now.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

More importantly, you'll be glad to know that Moya hasn't been taken yet.

 

[Captain Beard]

Could be worse. the reviled Sonata Arctica used to be called Tricky Beans.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Tricky Beans is way cooler than Sonata Arctica.

 

[Captain Beard]

They sounded essentially the same though.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

At least the name Nuclear Pancakes is up for grabs now.

they're delicious with Aunt Jamima's Napalm!

 

[Chromatose]

Could be worse. the reviled Sonata Arctica used to be called Tricky Beans.

Once at an FYE the label the store affixed on one of their albums said they were called "Santa Arctica"

That name works so well.

 

[Captain Beard]

Not as well as Stryper being in the Christian Section!

 

[Chromatose]

And that's where they'll stay!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Not as well as Stryper being in the Christian Section!

that's the law i'm there to enforce!

 

[Captain Beard]

Punch the cunts of anyone who dares to move it!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i punch the cunts of anyone who dares to do anything at all when they're in the store

 

[Captain Beard]

What if they stand there and play pocket pool in an overcoat?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

them i make quick and efficient use of our boxcutters

 

[Captain Beard]

*zips up pants and runs away*