I've been thinking about dreads.

[Chromatose]

reminds me of the classic.. KABUKI QUANTUM FIGHTER

HAIR ATTAKKKKK

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Oh it sucked. Not to mentioned that it wasn't one single blow; it was a rapid-fire, combo attack at the speed of light while ninjas surrounded me. I could not move away or throw Will to the wolves. Basically, I was Will's meat shield from the frizziness and the crazed, dreadlocks of doom.

 

[Captain Beard]

Elbow him and put him in front. Smaller guys are better shields.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Noted.

 

[Reminiscence]

Dreads aren't dirty. Only dirty people with dreads have dirty dreads.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Does the same thing go for asses?

 

[Reminiscence]

Naturally.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Does anyone on this board have dreads? Pictures of them if so? Are they easy to take care of? If you take them out because they don't look good, will your hair be fucked up? I don't know much about them.

The biggest turn-off on a guy?

DREADS.


Seriously.

 

[Captain Beard]

Come on Karen, why don't you get some dreadlocks going? It would be ho... well, interesting!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The biggest turn-off on a guy?

DREADS.


Seriously.

I would have thought it would have been something along the lines of epic cock warts of Lemmy proportions.

 

[Dead Winter]

I would have thought it would have been something along the lines of epic cock warts of Lemmy proportions.

That would rule.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Come on Karen, why don't you get some dreadlocks going? It would be ho... well, interesting!

Are you kidding?
I like clean people that smell good and fresh, and I love it when a man has
nice hair. Dreads are just.... YUK.
They always apear dirty, they stink, and it's unattractive.

biggest turn off, EVER.
I'd never touch anyone with 'em.

 

[Calamitas1786]

When I see someone with dreads, I can't help thinking to myself: "Hey, that dude/chick looks like they have a head full of turds."

 

[Chromatose]

I prefer thinking to myself: "Hey, that dude/chick looks like they have a butt full of turds."

Although I don't know what would make the visual impression of such a thought.

 

[DestructoSpin]

Whenever I have a shitty day I can always count of you guys! Thanks! hahahahaha

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Need not us. Just look at your avatar. That would make my day.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Oh it sucked. Not to mentioned that it wasn't one single blow; it was a rapid-fire, combo attack at the speed of light while ninjas surrounded me. I could not move away or throw Will to the wolves. Basically, I was Will's meat shield from the frizziness and the crazed, dreadlocks of doom.

bahahah

memoriiiiies...

 

[Kellan]

I guess dreads appear dirty to me because all the people I see up here with them are in fact, filthy fucking wastes of life that don't shower or work and beg for money or weed or cigarettes. Who knew.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I've been thinking about JUDGE DREDD

I've been thinking about Judge Reinhold.

 

[NinjaKitten]

I didn't realize they are permanent, so yeah, I'm not going to ruin my beautiful hair.

I've never had dreads, but at one point in my life I was considering it so I researched it a lot and asked a few people I know who have them.
Usually they're a gross dirty mess... but when properly taken care of theyre very clean and kickass. Make sure you get them done professionally so they dont look like ass, because if your hair isnt parted up properly it looks REALLY dumb!

Anyways, its common knowlege that theyre permanent, but the truth is theyre actually not. If you really wanna take em out and keep your hair, all you have to do is basically dump a bottle of good conditioner in your hair and wrap it up overnight.. In the morining you can actually comb/brush them out.. It'll take a while, but it totally works and your hair feels AMAZING afterwards! SO soft and nice!

Good luck with whatever you decide.... Keep in mind too that when you matt up your hear to create the dreads you probably lose 2-3 inches of length. So if your hair isnt very long, you might end up with short dreads that stick up and look dumb, haha! (happened to a friend of mine....).