Kiss shop in Melbourne
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Anything that would annoy Gene is ok by me I don't know-it might be a success-die-hard Kiss fans will buy anything,as we all know,and it will also stroke Gene's ego a little more as well.
Wrathchild
Miserable Bastard
The scene:
A customer waits at the counter to be served by TROOPS, who doesn't notice anyone there because he's too busy re-enacting the Creatures tour with an assortment of action figures.
CUSTOMER: (taps on counter) A-hem!
TROOPS: (panics) You didn't see any of that, did you?
CUSTOMER: Why no, of course I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
GENE is in another part of the store, watching all this on carefully hidden security cameras. He enters, looking very pissed off.
GENE: (slapping TROOPS upside the head) How many times do I have to tell you, you're supposed to sell them at a ridiculous profit, not play with them! If you take them out of the original packaging they're no longer collectible
TROOPS: But Mr Simmons, I was just...
GENE: I don't have to put up with this. WILSON, YOU'RE FIRED!!
TROOPS wanders off dismally, soothing his wounds by picking up as much merchandise as he can carry on the way out.
TROOPS: Oh well, fun while it lasted...
W
A customer waits at the counter to be served by TROOPS, who doesn't notice anyone there because he's too busy re-enacting the Creatures tour with an assortment of action figures.
CUSTOMER: (taps on counter) A-hem!
TROOPS: (panics) You didn't see any of that, did you?
CUSTOMER: Why no, of course I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
GENE is in another part of the store, watching all this on carefully hidden security cameras. He enters, looking very pissed off.
GENE: (slapping TROOPS upside the head) How many times do I have to tell you, you're supposed to sell them at a ridiculous profit, not play with them! If you take them out of the original packaging they're no longer collectible
TROOPS: But Mr Simmons, I was just...
GENE: I don't have to put up with this. WILSON, YOU'RE FIRED!!
TROOPS wanders off dismally, soothing his wounds by picking up as much merchandise as he can carry on the way out.
TROOPS: Oh well, fun while it lasted...
W
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if you get store manager Trent, you better get me a job there when I move to Melbourne!
if you get store manager Trent, you better get me a job there when I move to Melbourne!
Spruce Goose
Then Goose me up woman!
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