Know what I fucking hate?

Reminiscence

Oblique and Nebulous
Nov 1, 2005
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I hate when I am on AIM and people IM me and go through a bunch of "formalities" before they get to the fucking point. "What's up?" and "How's it going" are prime examples after one greets me with a "hey" or "hello" or so on. Just type what you have to fucking say and save me the trouble of typing "nothing much" to your "what's up?".
 
So people never IM you just to chat? Does there always have to be a point? What if the point is just casual banter?

Maybe they're truly concerned for your well being with the "how ya doin'" ?
 
Hey at least your people actually have something to say. Some people who message me on msn only say:

"Hey"

"How's it going?"

And then they run out of stuff to say. You think it's bad when they don't say what they have to say, but I daresay it's worse when they say something when they have nothing to say at all! ^_^
 
derek said:
Perhaps you should refrain from human contact.

IT IS CALLED BEING NICE, CIVIL AND FRIENDLY.

:lol:

lol, honestly, Im not sure whats wrong with casual conversation, unless this happens to you 4 dozen times on a daily basis or something.
 
or maybe in this fast-paced networked world, it's high time we need to evolve past these civil formalities.

We'll develop codes that state our reasons for chatting.

for example:

I would PM oversoulhotstuff69 a message just stating "147"

this would imply that I had just awoken from a dream where I smothered myself with haggis, and then had been licked clean by wooly sheep.

he would reply simply with "1", 1 being "LOL" the first word pinned to this new codespeak, being the most popular word of today's interweb chilluns ("2" being "no yuo")

if he was feeling randy, he might alter it to say "1.73", translated as "LOL" but quickly followed it with a shot of whiskey (the ".7") to drown his memories of the time he too had been licked by a sheep, but it was not nearly as wooly has he had wished (the "._3")


HEY HOWS IT GOING

or

WHATS UP BRA

are phrases that will not be assigned a number.
 
UUUUUUGH! I have a freind who does that from his phone.
because the damn thing is like a 14.4 modem it takes forever.

YO!









five minutes later

whats up?









five minutes later

what are you doing?





five minutes later

I sigin off around this time. :lol:
 
Chromatose said:
or maybe in this fast-paced networked world, it's high time we need to evolve past these civil formalities.

We'll develop codes that state our reasons for chatting.

for example:

I would PM oversoulhotstuff69 a message just stating "147"

this would imply that I had just awoken from a dream where I smothered myself with haggis, and then had been licked clean by wooly sheep.

he would reply simply with "1", 1 being "LOL" the first word pinned to this new codespeak, being the most popular word of today's interweb chilluns ("2" being "no yuo")

if he was feeling randy, he might alter it to say "1.73", translated as "LOL" but quickly followed it with a shot of whiskey (the ".7") to drown his memories of the time he too had been licked by a sheep, but it was not nearly as wooly has he had wished (the "._3")


HEY HOWS IT GOING

or

WHATS UP BRA

are phrases that will not be assigned a number.

I like this idea.
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
UUUUUUGH! I have a freind who does that from his phone.
because the damn thing is like a 14.4 modem it takes forever.

YO!









five minutes later

whats up?









five minutes later

what are you doing?





five minutes later

I sigin off around this time. :lol:


Yes, this is the kind of stuff I mean. I'm not being an irritable, grouchy douchebag, it's just when people have nothing to say, like your friend here obviously does, it gets rather annoying.
 
Charmed woman marries cobra in India
Jun 02 1:43 PM US/Eastern
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A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.

Bimbala Das wore a silk saree for the ceremony Wednesday at Atala village near the Orissa state capital Bhubaneswar.



Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives, the Press Trust of India (PTI) said.

A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom.

"Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way," Das, 30, told the agency.

"Whenever I put milk near the ant hill where the cobra lives, it always comes out to drink.

"I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me," she added.

Villagers welcomed the wedding in the belief it would bring good fortune and laid on a feast for the big day.

Snakes and particularly the King Cobra are venerated in India as religious symbols worn by Lord Shiva, the god of destruction.

Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra, the world's largest venomous snake that can grow up to five metres.

"I am happy," said her mother Dyuti Bhoi, who has two other daughters and two sons to marry off.

"Bimbala was ill," Bhoi told local OTV channel. "We had no money to treat her. Then she started offering milk to the snake ... she was cured. That made her fall in love."

Das has moved into a hut built close to the ant hill since the wedding.

Earlier this year, a tribal girl was married off to a dog on the outskirts of Bhubaneswar
 
Brit Jew marries dolphin



Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot


Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.


The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.


"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.


After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.


Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.


'I'm not a pervert'


And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.


Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.


After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.


Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.


"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

Source

I am particuarly fond of the headline :p
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
UUUUUUGH! I have a freind who does that from his phone.
because the damn thing is like a 14.4 modem it takes forever.

YO!









five minutes later

whats up?









five minutes later

what are you doing?





five minutes later

I sigin off around this time. :lol:
:tickled:

ATOB, you should have added me first. how would I add you now and come saying: "hello.... how are you?" or "hey, what's up?" ultimately stupid, no? :p