Things I Fucking Hate

[El Stormo]

I agree with the hating my pals bit. Stupid, foul mouthed ones. I also hate the women around here not changing the toilet paper after they run out the roll, they just toss another on the counter, it falls in the sink, or the toilet and gets ruined.

What I hate even worse are women who whine when the fucking seat is up. It's really not hard to put it down! Women always rant that they get their asses stuck in the toilet bowl because the seat is up, well women:

1) LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT!

2) How come we men never have that problem? We need to sit down too, in case you didn't know!

Hmph.

1) The descrimination of Spanish people

Damn right! I hate people who discriminate!



























































... and dagoes.

 

[Anvil]

Dingleberries.

 

[Captain Beard]

If I put it down, they should put it up. Fair is fair.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What I hate even worse are women who whine when the fucking seat is up. It's really not hard to put it down!

My theory is this:

If a man is a guest and uses the toilet in a mostly female house, he puts the seat down.

If a woman, as a guest, uses the toilet in a mostly male house, she puts the toilet seat back up.

If a man or woman uses the bathroom in their own home, then it's a free-for-all.

Yes, I've given this some thought.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or, be courteous for the other sex, regardless of your gender, and it works out for everyone.

 

[El Stormo]

Or just don't fucking whine about how the toilet seat is when you use a toilet.

 

[Lunar Still]

^basically.

 

[Captain Beard]

If I'm lazy, drunk, or tired, I sit. If I'm not, I'll lift it. I could give a shit how the seat is as long as I can get business done.

 

[El Stormo]

Then why can't women?

 

[Captain Beard]

I dunno, the ones I talk to are usually indifferent to where the seat is. I fear if they do a pee stand though.

 

[El Stormo]

A while ago, they tried to introduce a kind of peeing funnels for women here, so they could pee standing up. It wasn't a success.

 

[Captain Beard]

It goes against their dignity and natural tendency to squat I'd think.

 

[Dead Winter]

I hate people.

The skin colour hardly matters, nearly everyone is a cunt.

Where have you been all my life?

 

[Dead Winter]

I don't have anything against black people for being black, but I can't help that they're all loud-mouthed retards.

Haha, wow I remember that shit! I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore. That kind of stuff doesn't exist here, even though we've got a fair amount of African immigrants here. The only loud-mouthed people are the Americans who are in the military around this area. It's not so bad because they're too stupid to figure out that there are so many cool things to discover and cool people as well if they would just get out of the immediate local area. They confine themselves to one pub or habit and stay that way for years. Americans are extremely predictable, even moreso than the English.

It's really, really, really sad to see someone "thuggin" with all their ridiculous clothes and attitude in the middle of Italy...they still haven't figured out that they look ridiculous, even in the face of the fact that no one else dresses like they do in the entire country.

I knew a guy who was here for four years and NEVER left the local area. Not even for a day trip to Venice, a 5 euro, 1 hour train ride. It's something that boggles the mind.

 

[DestructoSpin]

It's really, really, really sad to see someone "thuggin" with all their ridiculous clothes and attitude in the middle of Italy...they still haven't figured out that they look ridiculous, even in the face of the fact that no one else dresses like they do in the entire country.

I knew a guy who was here for four years and NEVER left the local area. Not even for a day trip to Venice, a 5 euro, 1 hour train ride. It's something that boggles the mind.

1) Its sad to see someone "thuggin" anywhere. I live in a small suburban town and theres group of white kids who think they're thugs. We beat the shit outta them last week for harassing us, but anyways...just anyone trying to "thug" anywhere is just pathetic and hilarious.

2) No matter where you go, there are going to be people who are so lame and confine themselves to their location. In my town, theres people here who haven't gone over an hour out of the town. They just sit around in their houses, smoke, yell, and complain. No matter where you go, there are going to be people who limit themselves then bitch about it because they don't want to admit that its their fault.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

In regards to *mostly* guys wearing their pants around their knees, some cities are attempting to place a city-wide ban on such fashions instead of case by case. That to me is infringing a little to far upon my rights. While I like to keep myself covered, I think something like this is only a 'slipper-slide' to other bans and dress codes. It angers me.

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah I agree with you there. Dress codes in certain cities? Craziness. Pazzesco. Having to not be naked or showing too much flesh, ok...I can handle that. I don't agree with it, but whatever. But city-wide bans on the fashion of clothing is too much.

 

[Captain Beard]

No one bans plaid. They know I'll send ninjas.

 

[Malergion]

No one bans plaid. They know I'll send ninjas.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/plaid


Yay ABS!

 

[Captain Beard]

*takes notes* Hire... tiny... plaid... ninjas.