story was made of win.
daedric dylan (1:03:05 AM): I met God tonight, btw.
noinoelprup (1:03:09 AM): o rly?
noinoelprup (1:03:12 AM): what did he say?
daedric dylan (1:03:13 AM): Yep.
daedric dylan (1:03:17 AM): It's an epic story.
daedric dylan (1:03:58 AM): Well, there's this toy store going out of business in a plaza in my town.
daedric dylan (1:04:05 AM): So all their shit is like, a million percent off.
daedric dylan (1:04:48 AM): So my friends and I went and bought swords and shields for $2.
daedric dylan (1:04:52 AM): Then we bought a fire extinguisher.
daedric dylan (1:04:56 AM): For 12 dollars.
noinoelprup (1:04:56 AM): wtf
noinoelprup (1:05:02 AM): what toy store is this
daedric dylan (1:05:04 AM): They were selling the fixtures.
daedric dylan (1:05:06 AM): KB Toys.
daedric dylan (1:05:42 AM): Well.
daedric dylan (1:06:05 AM): We decided to drive to a neighboring town, because one member of our Kin decided he wanted to hook up with this girl.
daedric dylan (1:06:15 AM): So we drove there, and blasted Amon Amarth/Nekrogoblikon.
daedric dylan (1:06:21 AM): And had our swords out the window.
daedric dylan (1:06:23 AM): etc.
daedric dylan (1:06:33 AM): And we got to a Dunkin Donuts.
daedric dylan (1:06:44 AM): And while outside, a drunk dude came out of these shitty apartments.
daedric dylan (1:07:00 AM): It was squeezed in between like, a nail salon, and another place.
daedric dylan (1:07:07 AM): It looked like a haven for e.coli.
noinoelprup (1:07:10 AM): ha
daedric dylan (1:07:16 AM): So he came out, and started talking to us because of our siq wepinz.
daedric dylan (1:07:53 AM): And he was creepy, so we all ran away.
daedric dylan (1:08:00 AM): 'Cept we walked. We don't run.
daedric dylan (1:08:10 AM): Then he followed us across the street.
daedric dylan (1:08:22 AM): And kept talking about how we were awesome, and that he wanted to know who our leader was.
daedric dylan (1:08:33 AM): So we ditched again, and he went across the street, got Chinese food, then came back.
daedric dylan (1:08:37 AM): Offered it to us.
daedric dylan (1:08:43 AM): Then asked about our siq wepinz.
daedric dylan (1:08:51 AM): So I pretended to draw out a map in the pavement.
daedric dylan (1:09:33 AM): And said that we were from Rohan, and were en route to Gondor, to aid them in their battle against the forces of Mordor, and that Sauron had already assaulted our front from Isengard, but we held him off.
daedric dylan (1:09:45 AM): Then he goes, "...that sounds like Lord of the Rings."
daedric dylan (1:09:57 AM): And we were like, "What's that?"
daedric dylan (1:10:15 AM): So then he started talking about how we ruled, and he cared about us because we were the future of the nation.
daedric dylan (1:10:20 AM): And etc.
daedric dylan (1:10:22 AM): Then left.
daedric dylan (1:10:35 AM): And when he left, my friend said, "Rohan accepts you."
noinoelprup (1:10:40 AM): lol
daedric dylan (1:10:48 AM): And he said, "Jesus Christ accepts me. That's all that matters."
daedric dylan (1:11:00 AM): Then he left, and that was that.
