Let's talk about FRY SAUCE

This thread is irrelevant, considering none of you have obviously never heard of RANCH!
 
Fry sauce is gnarly. Call me old fashioned but I like ketchup the best with fries. Or malt vinegar. However I would like to try your Canadians' poutine. Affectionately pronounced "poo-teen" from what I gather. Sick my pals.
 
I haaaaaaate Poutine. (not a gravy fan)

I rarely dip my fries anymore, but I DO remember them going great with honey!
 
There is a local wing 'n pizza shack back at my Maryland home that makes a pizza topped with cheese, grilled chicken, fried onions, and then RANCH for the dressing.

It is incredible!
 
the best fry sauce is at IN-N-OUT. they call it "spread" but its the same thing: some combo of ketchup, mayo, and relish. they've got the mix down just right.

also, ranch + pizza is fuckin amazing.