neal
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you have edited and said absurd things! the spread is a very important ingredient to the in-n-out experience! put it on the burgers! put it on the fries! animal style fries all day!
Let's talk about FRY SAUCE
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Lord Foul
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The Grayfox
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When I go to In-N-Out, I get everything with extra spread. Especially my drink. It's a Coke spread really. A nice, thick, acidic heart attack of a beverage.
Ever noticed that In-N-Out wrappers and cups have bible verses on them? I was pretty disappointed about that.
Ever noticed that In-N-Out wrappers and cups have bible verses on them? I was pretty disappointed about that.
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
Wikipedia said:
Privately owned by a Christian family, I suppose they can put whatever they like on the wrappers.
Jace_Mereel
Freakame, Freakayou!
Explains a lot. My church always stopped at an In-N-Out on Mission trips to Mexico. I have a billion and one of their shirts. It's like the Chick-Fil-As here in Maryland.
If you want good fry sauce, you go to mcdonald's and get 2 packets of McChicken Sauce to every 1 packet of BBQ Sauce.
That is the best sauce. McDonald's fries or not.
That is the best sauce. McDonald's fries or not.
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
It would be fairly epic if someone could figure out a way to switch the bible verses printed on the wrappers to something more controversial. We need a mole inside the factory.
I suggest the following:
* Cheeseburger wrappers:
Exodus [23:19] ... You shall not boil a kid in its mother's milk.
* Burger wrappers:
Ecclesiastes[3:19-20] For the fate of the sons of men and the fate of beasts is the same; as one dies, so dies the other. They all have the same breath, and man has no advantage over the beasts, for all is vanity. All go to one place, all are from the dust, and all turn to dust again.
* Beverage cups and antenna toppers:
2 Thessalonians [2:11-12] Therefore God sends upon them a strong delusion, to make them believe what is false, so that all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
* Milkshake cups:
Matthew [10:34-35] Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's foes will be those of his own household.
* Double-Double wrapper:
Proverbs [23:13-14] Do not withhold discipline from a child. If you beat him with a rod, he will not die. If you beat him with the rod, you will save his life from Sheol.
* Paper water cups, or "R-9's"
Numbers [31:17] Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
I suggest the following:
* Cheeseburger wrappers:
Exodus [23:19] ... You shall not boil a kid in its mother's milk.
* Burger wrappers:
Ecclesiastes[3:19-20] For the fate of the sons of men and the fate of beasts is the same; as one dies, so dies the other. They all have the same breath, and man has no advantage over the beasts, for all is vanity. All go to one place, all are from the dust, and all turn to dust again.
* Beverage cups and antenna toppers:
2 Thessalonians [2:11-12] Therefore God sends upon them a strong delusion, to make them believe what is false, so that all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
* Milkshake cups:
Matthew [10:34-35] Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's foes will be those of his own household.
* Double-Double wrapper:
Proverbs [23:13-14] Do not withhold discipline from a child. If you beat him with a rod, he will not die. If you beat him with the rod, you will save his life from Sheol.
* Paper water cups, or "R-9's"
Numbers [31:17] Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Dead Winter
STAHP
Ketchup + Mayo + relish = Thousand Island salad dressing.
They mix ketchup and mayo here for what's called salsa rosa, literally pink sauce. They also eat fries with only mayo here as well, and it's actually pretty fuckin' good. The first time I saw Annalisa doing it, I was revolted, but she made me try it and it was damn good. The mayo here is completely different for some reason. It's quite sweet and a little tart as well; it doesn't taste like a gallon of pig lard like we eat in the states. The brand names are the same but the mayo is completely different. I dunno.
Malergion
Complex pain
Because in the states, there is only one kind of mayonnaise, which isn't really even mayonnaise.
Calamitas1786
doom cock....
Mayonnaise is essentially egg yolks and oil. You can't really fuck it up. From scratch it tastes like the bottled stuff, just a little smoother and looser.
firewalkjen
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firewalkjen
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Oh yes it does!! My friends and I used to hang out at Denny's alot before we were bar age and a firend of mine used to mix the rance with ketchup and dip her seasoned fries in it. I tried it and now I do it every time I go there. Tis the shiznit!!
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The Belgians do it too. It's just American taboo due to the cholesterol and egg content.
Edit: Ok, maybe the Dutch too.
Poor Eric, his hate of a sauce created an entire group devoted to it after trying it.
Edit: Ok, maybe the Dutch too.
Poor Eric, his hate of a sauce created an entire group devoted to it after trying it.
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