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Jedi vs. Cyborg which the human part became zombie vs. Vampire Nazi vs. Werewolf Pirate vs. Mutant Ninja
Now that's an epic battle
Jedi > Everything.
/argument
Jedi's aren't real...thus they cannot win at anything.
I'm sorry. You're quite correct, how dare I introduce something as absurd as 'Jedi' into the reality based premise of a swordfight between pirates and zombies. How silly.
Mhmm.. I'd like to see a Viking pillage anything with a lightsabre jammed up his ass. They'd be choked, electrocuted, driven insane or crushed before they even got in melee range, and if they did they'd be fucked. A Sith would own them, as would a Jedi, but they don't have as many cool powers.
sure, but I think you might find it difficult to see what's going on, amongst all the lightsabers, arms, broken machinery, decapitated heads, swastikas, etc. flying around
it all just becomes a big dust cloud of fighting, as seen in cartoons.
spray down the area with a hose first then, no dust.
infact, at the same time, we could have lesbian fighting naked, they'd be done by the time the rest got on for the real fight
Someone's been playing too much Force Unleashed
Which isn't really possible because the game is TOO FUCKING SHORT.
Vikings > All tbh.
THEY'LL PILLAGE YOUR ASSHOLE