Lock of Mikael's hair?

A while back I saw that Mike Portnoy from DT was selling his beard that he cut off. And I've even seen the beard from the singer from Skinless go for a decent amount of money. I was just wondering how many of you would buy a lock of Mikaels hair or beard hair if he was selling it on eBay? And what's the most you would spend?
 
Anyone with long hair, that cuts it off, and then tries to sell it should be slapped. I have hair to my ass, and if/when the day comes, there's a certain charity that makes hair pieces for children with cancer. Anyone who wouldn't donate to that cause isn't human. You know who would buy someone elses hair? Nutbags.