LOL at Nad and RiA's Mexicans

[dill_the_devil]

Nadarella.

 

[NAD]

I always wanted to name my kid Locke after the dude in Final Fantasy VI (not John Locke like some might think), but then an ex-bint reminded me "hey idiot your last name is Smith, Locke Smith doesn't work" and I thought "oh, balls."

 

[dill_the_devil]

NAD, are you just some kind of universal magnet for comedic life experiences and conversations?

 

[NAD]

98% of life = funny

 

[lizard]

that's for sure. especially sex.

 

[Guthrum]

THAT would be a sign from heaven.

vag: *pfffffffft*
candle: *out*
Tully: "Hellz Yeah!"

Queefs are fucking hysterical. Used to happen all the time with an ex-bint, whenever we'd switch positions:

*FRRRRRT!!!*
"hehhaehahahahhahaha!"
"SHUT UP, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!"

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

reminds me of this weird water stain on the wall of a tim horton's in newfoundland or new brunswick or some shit.

looked like the virgin mary apparently, I thought it looked like a weird face drawn by a 2 year old