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the_satanic_rabbit
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The Yngster
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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "Damn, it sure is hot in here."
The second muffin jumps out of it's paper container and yells,"Holy shit, it's a talking muffin..!"
The second muffin jumps out of it's paper container and yells,"Holy shit, it's a talking muffin..!"
The Yngster
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ok ok, if we're telling dumb jokes I'll have to post this:
Two cannibals were eating a clown, and when they were done one said "That tasted funny".
Two cannibals were eating a clown, and when they were done one said "That tasted funny".
Soul of Ice
Rusted Angel
If 8 out of 10 people suffer from hemeroids, do the other two enjoy them?
4 guys walk into a bar, the 5th one ducks
i cant think of any others right now, but they should come to me
4 guys walk into a bar, the 5th one ducks
i cant think of any others right now, but they should come to me
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Ha Ha,
I'm gonna tell a gross one (very gross, but its still funny (I have a twisted sence of humour).
These 3 guys were on a ski trip. They had to gat a hotel or cabin to sleep in so they went to the nearist hotel.
"We only have one bed left." the girl at the counter said "You might have to share it"
The three guys said ok. It wasn't a big deal - we are adults they said.
The next morning they all woke up. The guy sleeping on the right said "I feel that I've had a really good wank for some reason."
"Me too" said the guy sleeping on the left replied.
"I dreant that I was ski-ing" said the guy sleeping in the middle.
I'm gonna tell a gross one (very gross, but its still funny (I have a twisted sence of humour).
These 3 guys were on a ski trip. They had to gat a hotel or cabin to sleep in so they went to the nearist hotel.
"We only have one bed left." the girl at the counter said "You might have to share it"
The three guys said ok. It wasn't a big deal - we are adults they said.
The next morning they all woke up. The guy sleeping on the right said "I feel that I've had a really good wank for some reason."
"Me too" said the guy sleeping on the left replied.
"I dreant that I was ski-ing" said the guy sleeping in the middle.
the_satanic_rabbit
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underullospell
RULLO AND ME! OMG
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Sup Dudes!
Ok ok, I like this thread!
What has two legs and bleeds?
-Half a dog.
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
-Being beaten with an iron rod.
Eh, anyone?
What has two legs and bleeds?
-Half a dog.
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
-Being beaten with an iron rod.
Eh, anyone?
a guy...
Magician of Sadness
Lol i got some pretty sick ass jokes, But since i dont wanna offend anyone here are some Dumb ass Jokes =P
A pirate walks into a bar,
The bartender says,
"Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says,
"Arrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
A Jew, a black, and a Mexican walk into a bar...
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? A joke?"
A pirate walks into a bar,
The bartender says,
"Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says,
"Arrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
A Jew, a black, and a Mexican walk into a bar...
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? A joke?"
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theodyssey
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someone start an offensive joke thread so people who don't want to read them won't be offended! Anyone??? Anyway, this joke made me laugh so hard when i first heard it:
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted
the_satanic_rabbit
Return of Ganon
knock knock - who's there?
Jew - Jew who?
jew don't know if I gotta knife, jew don't know if I gotta gun
Jew - Jew who?
jew don't know if I gotta knife, jew don't know if I gotta gun
Heaven was very crowded, so St. Peter announced that he would only allow people into heaven if they had a really bad day when they died. So, the first guy comes up to tell his story.
"I had a really bad day," the man begins, "When I got home from work, I found out my wife had cheated on me. I found her lying naked on our bed with her clothes and some guy's clothes strewn on the floor. I looked all around the house, but couldn't find him anywhere. Finally, I looked out the window, and I see a naked man hanging from the ledge. So, in a fit of anger, I took my trusty hammer and started beating on the guy's hands. The guy fell into a tree, so I took my refridgerator and threw it out of my window and crushed him. However, in all of the commotion, my wife pushed me out of the window, and here I am."
St. Peter knew that this guy had a really bad day, so he let him into heaven. The next man in line approached him.
"I had a really bad day. I was lifting weights naked on my fourth story apartment, and they tipped, and I fell out the window. Luckily, I grabbed onto the windowledge of the guy who lives below me. Then, this guy comes out and starts beating my hands with a hammer. I thought I was a gonner, but I fell into a tree. Then, all of a sudden there are was a refridgerator on top of me, and here I am."
St. Peter chuckled to himself at the irony, then let the man into heaven. The next man approached, and it happened to be Former President Bill Clinton.
"Bill Clinton, YOU DIED!!?"
"Yeah," Clinton answered, "It all started when I was hiding inside a refridgerator..."
"I had a really bad day," the man begins, "When I got home from work, I found out my wife had cheated on me. I found her lying naked on our bed with her clothes and some guy's clothes strewn on the floor. I looked all around the house, but couldn't find him anywhere. Finally, I looked out the window, and I see a naked man hanging from the ledge. So, in a fit of anger, I took my trusty hammer and started beating on the guy's hands. The guy fell into a tree, so I took my refridgerator and threw it out of my window and crushed him. However, in all of the commotion, my wife pushed me out of the window, and here I am."
St. Peter knew that this guy had a really bad day, so he let him into heaven. The next man in line approached him.
"I had a really bad day. I was lifting weights naked on my fourth story apartment, and they tipped, and I fell out the window. Luckily, I grabbed onto the windowledge of the guy who lives below me. Then, this guy comes out and starts beating my hands with a hammer. I thought I was a gonner, but I fell into a tree. Then, all of a sudden there are was a refridgerator on top of me, and here I am."
St. Peter chuckled to himself at the irony, then let the man into heaven. The next man approached, and it happened to be Former President Bill Clinton.
"Bill Clinton, YOU DIED!!?"
"Yeah," Clinton answered, "It all started when I was hiding inside a refridgerator..."
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