MaidenDownunder 10 Questions

[JonBonJovi]

So I am pretty much known as Goreripper's wife.....hmmm I started coming here a long time before we even got together.I am a person seperate from him you know. I notice none of you put the men who are married as someones husband.
Thanks a lot for putting women in the 19th century!

 

[phlogiston]

I notice none of you put the men who are married as someones husband.

That's probably because most of the married men's wives don't post here particularly often.

 

[phlogiston]

And you're only pretty much though of that way if you consider 2 out 10 pretty much.

 

[Cyclonus]

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit!
I am working on a second Nowhere album whilst still finishing the first which is a bit silly. And slowly compiling all of my musical creations for my upcoming website.

2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com
Daily.

3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good?

I can't think of one. Hot Hot Heat perhaps.

4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper: He is a nice guy.
Koichi: Hot.
Mark: Resonable and kind guy.
Haupassia: Hates Koichi.
Spiff: Hates many things.
Wenda: Bird.
Moonchild: Hates Koichi.
Lord Tim: Dungeon are great, they should come to Adelaide...
Goreripper: A man.
JonBonJovi: A lady.
Dreamwatch: Watches dreams.

5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids:
Yes
Wanted to audition for Warrant:
Yes
Had a finger in your ass:
Yes
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude)
No
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD:
No
Seen Dungeon in concert:
No.
Seen Metal Shop:
NO

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy: 10
Lord Tim: 9
Alex Van Halen: 8
Dani Filth: 7
Angus Young: 3
Tommy Lee: 7
Snake Sabo: 5
Charlie Benante: 9
Jack White of the White Stripes: 4
Ronnie James Dio: 8.5


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie:
Paris, cause she isn't as ugly as Nicole, but they are both skanky whores.
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music:
I don't care.
Britny Fox or Britney Spears:
Fox.
Paul Gargano or Gerri Miller:
Both, in bed.
Tom Mathers or Jerry Mathers:
None.
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen:
Josh.
Strippers or Porn Stars:
Porn.
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine:
Dave.
Firehouse or Firehose:
Both.
Jack Black or Jack White:
Black.
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz:
Selma.

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Maynard James Keenan because he isn't creative or special.

9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target: A year.
Last rock star you shook hands with: Johno from Omnium Gatherum after I headbutted him and gave him a black eye, poor guy...
Last CD you bought: Christbait - Yeast
Last time you threw up from drinking: Never.
Last autograph you signed: Never.
Last movie you saw: Spun. I hate drug movies but HALFORD was in it. \m/
Last concert you saw: Psycroptic/Alarum/Pathogen/Clothtape/Imminent Psychosis
Last Time You Got Laid: Yesterday afternoon.

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue: Nikki Sixx
Jack Black: Koujo
Dave Mustaine: Christian
Sebastian Bach: Johan
Nikki Sixx: Hot man
Kid Rock: Redneck
The White Stripes: Red and black pants
Linkin Park: Christians
Gene Simmons: Wrinkles
Paul McCartney: Pigeon
Evanesence: Whore
Edward Van Halen: Bowel Cancer/Red and white guitar
Slayer: A fat man called Kerry
Dimmu Borgir: Shaggers the poof
Queens Of The Stoneage: Penis
Bon Jovi: Bicep
Sammy Hagar: Teeth

 

[Goreripper]

So I am pretty much known as Goreripper's wife.....hmmm I started coming here a long time before we even got together.I am a person seperate from him you know. I notice none of you put the men who are married as someones husband.
Thanks a lot for putting women in the 19th century!

You know, this is actually a pretty spot-on comment. Most of us here know Xena is my wife. Surely there must be something else you could say about her.

 

[Goreripper]

And you're only pretty much though of that way if you consider 2 out 10 pretty much.

What?

 

[KoichCPA]

Xena is your wife????

 

[KoichCPA]

What?

I think phloggy was talking about beethoven being a predecessor to the romantic era.

 

[phlogiston]

What I meant is that she said she's "pretty much though of as Goreripper's wife" and up until that time there had only been 10 replies, of which only 2 referred to her was "a wife"

2 out of 10, and now 2 out of 11, can hardly be considered "pretty much".

And before Beethoven, during the period known as "classical", music was pretty much stilted and fairly rigid. Beethoven, and to a lesser extent Schubert, opened the doors and allowed emotion and feeling to be part of music. Rachmaninov and Scribain are examples of composers who continued to compose in this "romantic" style, but Wagner is perhaps considered the leading composer of the style.

 

[KoichCPA]

Wagner kicks arse

 

[spawn]

It was all fine until Yngwie released the fucking fury on them.

 

[Goreripper]

Guess I should answer the questions now, huh?

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit!

Slowly putting together the next LOUD! mag; doing a column for Hauppy's site

2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com

All the time. It seems like I'm always here

3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good?

Limp Bizkit. When you get added to tours so the ticket price can be lowered (and then dropped from the bill), you must know it's over

4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper: The last of the Glam Metal Warriors
Koichi: Relentless boozehound and the thorn in the side of many
Mark: Overlord
Haupassia: Easily aggravated. Must be the tropical weather
Spiff: Oscars enthusiast
Wenda: Cool
Moonchild: soon to be huge in Japan
Lord Tim: already huge in Japan
Goreripper: who?
JonBonJovi: The Greatest Person in the Universe
Dreamwatch: Mrs. Overlord (you see, I just did the same thing, but this time to Bev instead of Xena. )

5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids: Not that I can recall
Wanted to audition for Warrant: No.
Had a finger in your ass: Yes
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude) No.
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD: No
Seen Dungeon in concert: Many times
Seen Metal Shop: No.

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy: 9
Lord Tim: 9
Alex Van Halen: 7
Dani Filth: 4
Angus Young: 7
Tommy Lee: 7
Snake Sabo: 8
Charlie Benante: 9
Jack White of the White Stripes: 3
Ronnie James Dio: 9


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie: For target practise either would be good
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music: Roxy Music
Britny Fox or Britney Spears: Britney Fox
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen: Rikki Rockett
Strippers or Porn Stars: Male or female?
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine: Dave Mustaine because he knows how to answer a fucking question properly and not just say "I dunno. Could be."
Firehouse or Firehose: Firehouse
Jack Black or Jack White: Jack Black
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz: Selmmmmmmmmmmaaahhhh

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

Axl. GNR could have been the greatest band ever, but he only wanted to be the the best for five minutes.

9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target: Months ago
Last rock star you shook hands with: Mikael Akerfeldt
Last CD you bought: Chalice - 'Augmented' and Blood Duster - 'Blood Duster'
Last time you threw up from drinking: Outside the Excelsior Hotel after an Infernal Method gig.
Last autograph you signed: I wrote a cheque at the RTA today. So then.
Last movie you saw: The Mummy Returns. It was on last night.
Last concert you saw: Daysend at Kelts Bar in Blaxland
Last Time You Got Laid: Some time ago

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue: Kick ass
Jack Black: Funny guy
Dave Mustaine: Hypocrite
Sebastian Bach: Volatile
Nikki Sixx: Genius
Kid Rock: Whigger
The White Stripes: Annoying
Linkin Park: Melodic
Gene Simmons: Wanker
Paul McCartney: Even bigger wanker
Evanesence: Mainstream
Edward Van Halen: Bizarre
Slayer: Gods
Dimmu Borgir: Symphonic
Queens Of The Stoneage: Over-rated
Bon Jovi: Rock
Sammy Hagar: Red Devil

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit!
Looking for permanent work at the moment, trying to get the tribute band back off the ground again after a few personnel problems, tryin to putt together an AOR band with a few guys from another local band (just lookin for a drummer & keyboardist), and got a couple of video/film related projects to work on coming up soon too.... and of course rockin' & rollin' all night and partying all day! Recovering from a big sleepless weekend... In Halen & Kisstroyer KILLED last night by the way!

2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com
Too much! Hahaha! Every day multiple times.

3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good?
KISS. Hate to say it. My favourite band of all time - stop tarnishing your legacy. Any other band I couldn't care less if they quit or keep goin, none of my business. But KISS means alot to me.

4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper: Gonna be a rock star one day! "I will make it. Oh but I will.." HAHA!
Koichi: Should be a comedian! Haha fun loving trouble maker, entertaining.
Mark: Our landlord!
Haupassia: Loves his Crue, knows his stuff, cool guy!
Spiff: Loves arguments, and sarcastic haha
Wenda: Quiet but friendly - don't know much about her really!
Moonchild: Never said a bad word about anything, seems like a beautiful person!
Lord Tim: Great guitarist... used to be told I looked like him. No wonder I dyed my hair & dress glam now.. hahaha
Goreripper: Metal encyclopedia, great guy
JonBonJovi: MD's glam vixen! Rokken chick!
Dreamwatch: The landlord's missus

5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids: HAHAHA! Nope... wouldn't bother me though lol
Wanted to audition for Warrant: I'd love to!
Had a finger in your ass: No but had a knee poke it last night haha
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude) NOPE
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD: Haha Nope
Seen Dungeon in concert: Yep...
Seen Metal Shop: I WISH! I'd give anything to see them! AWESOME CD! I want a credit card so I can get that CD & the Hollywood Rocks book!

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy: 10 for talent but not my thing
Lord Tim: 9
Alex Van Halen: 9 top notch drummer
Dani Filth: 8 as a writer...
Angus Young: 9 - anyone who can write 15 albums of the same chords & keep it interesting is great in my book!
Tommy Lee: 10 - best rock drummer in the world & AMAZING performer
Snake Sabo: 7 nothing about him has ever stood out to me but Skid Row ruled
Charlie Benante: 6 - nothing bad but nothing special to me
Jack White of the White Stripes: Hate that band and dunno who he is
Ronnie James Dio: 10 most powerful voice in the world & what a writer


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie: Nicole Richie coz she's a bit less annoying
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music: Roxy Blue
Britny Fox or Britney Spears: Britny Fox baby! I got plenty (he's got plenty!) Plenty of lovin' for youuuu!
Paul Gargano or Gerri Miller: Gerri Miller but she was editor at a better time thats why
Tom Mathers or Jerry Mathers: Dunno
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen: Rikki Rockett but Riki Rachtman is cool too
Strippers or Porn Stars: I'd rather have a stripper coz they haven't been shagged 10 times a day by a zillion different guys
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine: Mustaine easy
Firehouse or Firehose: FIREHOUSE!!!!
Jack Black or Jack White: Jack Black
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz: Cameron Diaz was foxxy in The Mask

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Axl Rose. No explanation even needed.

9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target: Can't remember... probably some time in the last few months
Last rock star you shook hands with: Depends how you define "rock star" but Bruce Kulick probably was the last definite "rock star" I shook hands with
Last CD you bought: Cinderella - Long Cold Winter, finally
Last time you threw up from drinking: A mate's 21st in Mildura last November
Last autograph you signed: I signed an autograph for the lady at Centrelink last week when I handed my dole form in...
Last movie you saw: Last movie I've watched was um... Assault On Precinct 13 that I picked up for $1 at a Salvo store
Last concert you saw: Kisstroyer/In Halen/Warning Sign last night
Last Time You Got Laid: Last night when I got home from the gig I laid down to go to sleep...

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue: Legends. Ultimate rock & rollers. Kickstarted the best scene ever in rock music.
Jack Black: Funny guy.
Dave Mustaine: Good guitarist & writer.
Sebastian Bach: Awesome singer. AWESOME.
Nikki Sixx: The king. How the hell is he not dead?
Kid Rock: Thinks he's the David Lee Roth of rap music..
The White Stripes: Crap
Linkin Park: Crap
Gene Simmons: Ruining my favourite band of all time.
Paul McCartney: Baby face
Evanesence: Not a fan but some cool melodies here & there
Edward Van Halen: In the top 3 most influencial guitarists ever imo. Legend.
Slayer: Overrated
Dimmu Borgir: Not a fan.
Queens Of The Stoneage: Kyuss
Bon Jovi: My first fave band and still listen to them ALL the time. LOVE THEM.
Sammy Hagar: Better singer than DLR, but DLR was the showman

 

[mattt]

So I am pretty much known as Goreripper's wife.....hmmm I started coming here a long time before we even got together.I am a person seperate from him you know. I notice none of you put the men who are married as someones husband.
Thanks a lot for putting women in the 19th century!

sorry Xena, It wasn't meant like that. Please accept my apologies.

 

[Wicked Child]

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit! I'm currently going to college, with Radio Broadcasting being my major. And i'm already doing the news breaks at 5pm on Mondays on the campus station! Go me!

2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com Everyday.

3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good? KISS or Aerosmith. Both are WAAAY beyond their prime. Aerosmith hasn't come out with a thouroughly enjoyable album since 1989's "Pump". Kiss has done like...15,000 farewell tours, haven't come out with new material since 1996's "Psycho Circus" and that blew hard.

4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper: Very cool guy. Knows his hair metal and has a good taste in them too. Very good guy.
Koichi:
Mark: Nice dude.
Spiff: Odd but in a good way.
Moonchild:cool, because his name has "child" in it.
Goreripper: cool name.


5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids: Nope
Wanted to audition for Warrant: why, as a matter of fact.......no.
Had a finger in your ass: can't say I have
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude) No siree
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD: YES!
Seen Dungeon in concert: no
Seen Metal Shop: and finally...no.

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy: 9
Lord Tim: i don't know.
Alex Van Halen: 10
Dani Filth: 1
Angus Young: 7
Tommy Lee: 7.5
Snake Sabo: 5
Charlie Benante: 8
Jack White of the White Stripes: 1
Ronnie James Dio: 9


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie:hotter
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music: sound better
Britny Fox or Britney Spears: a chick and hotter
Paul Gargano or Gerri Miller: I dunno..uh..i like his leather jacket.
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen: less annoying, cooler, doesn't look like a chick
Strippers or Porn Stars: You can't really get AIDS by watching Porn.
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine: Overall beter player
Firehouse or Firehose: better band
Jack Black or Jack White:INTENTIONALLY funny
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz:She doesn't look like a toothpick and the dark features help.

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why? the regulars...Axl Rose, Fred Durst, Vince Neil, The Dixie Chicks, Toby Keith, and new edition to the usual suspects...Timo Tolkki of Stratovarius!

9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target: 2 months ago
Last rock star you shook hands with: Michael Weithkath of Helloween
Last CD you bought: Black Sabbath-The Eternal Idol
Last time you threw up from drinking: Never, I'm proud to say
Last autograph you signed: No one wants MY autograph...
Last movie you saw:Hidalgo
Last concert you saw: Helloween/Jag Panzer, October 7th 2003.
Last Time You Got Laid: I'M A VIRGIN, OK!? DON'T LAUGH AT ME, I'M HUMAN TOO!!!

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue: Once a great band, but they've fallen
Jack Black: Funny guy. I loved School Of Rock and the stuff he did on Mr. Show
Dave Mustaine: GREATEST. RHYTHM GUITARIST. EVER.
Sebastian Bach: Annoys me a bit.
Nikki Sixx: Annoys me a bit too, but sorta looking forward to the Brides Of Destruction album.
Kid Rock: Decent taste in music, but he can kiss my ass.
The White Stripes: O-V-E-R-R-A-T-E-D
Linkin Park: WORST. BAND. EVER.
Gene Simmons: Needs to hang up the demon boots for good.
Paul McCartney: seems like a nice guy, but he's made some of the most overrated music ever.
Evanesence: Bad Rip-offs of a bad band. Lead singer's hot though.
Edward Van Halen: Guitar God. Only Criss Oliva and Ritchie Blackmore give him compettion in the world of lead guitar.
Slayer: Two great albums, two sorta decent ones, the rest blow. Most overrated thrash band ever.
Dimmu Borgir: They suck. The End.
Queens Of The Stoneage: They Suck. The End.
Bon Jovi: Them and Poison are probably the worst hair bands of them all. They blow.
Sammy Hagar: Nice guy, good solo career, his VH stuff isn't great, but NOT HIS FAULT!

 

[JonBonJovi]

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit!
hmmm can't exactly say till the papers are officially signed then look out metal world!
2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com
Just about everyday
3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good?
Too many to mention here but one that sticks out is White Stripes
4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper:There is Glam there is Trent
Koichi:Loves fishing and drinking like a little brother to me!
Mark:without him a lot of people here would have even lesser lives
Haupassia:full of anger issues I feel
Spiff:Holds a grudge like an old lady
Wenda:Cool lady raise the metal fist!
Moonchild:Came by every blue moon...fine looking lady
Lord Tim:Axe amn extrordanaire
Goreripper:Smelly but still the love of my life all the same
Dreamwatch:Loves photography and knitting but hates ebay

5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids:in a matter of speaking in the female level
Wanted to audition for Warrant:No
Had a finger in your ass:Yeah fucking doctors scared me for life........
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude)
Touched a breast or vagina other than your own: (if you are a chick)yes many a breast and vagina
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD:
Seen Dungeon in concert:Too many to count
Seen Metal Shop:I wish

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy:1
Lord Tim:9
Alex Van Halen:6
Dani Filth:who
Angus Young:4
Tommy Lee:6
Snake Sabo:6
Charlie Benante:???
Jack White of the White Stripes:1
Ronnie James Dio:8


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie:Nicole has bigger jugs
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music:Roxy Blue
Britny Fox or Britney Spears:Britny Fox
Paul Gargano or Gerri Miller:hmmm
Tom Mathers or Jerry Mathers: don't know
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen: Rocket
Strippers or Porn Stars:Strippers who are porn stars
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine:Mustaine is a very cool dude indeed
Firehouse or Firehose:Firehouse
Jack Black or Jack White:Black
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz:Selma

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
Gene Simmons he needs to give up the ladies man act to cover he has a small dick
9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target:Today
Last rock star you shook hands with:Maybe Mike Tramp can't really remember
Last CD you bought:Warlock-True As Steel
Last time you threw up from drinking:About June last year
Last autograph you signed:A couple of weeks ago for a credit card purchase
Last movie you saw:Underworld
Last concert you saw:Daysend at Blaxland
Last Time You Got Laid:Wednesday

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue:Movie comming
Jack Black:Funny man
Dave Mustaine:Talks a lot
Sebastian Bach:Tall wanker
Nikki Sixx:because of him I started playing bass
Kid Rock:fucked Pammy
The White Stripes:Fucked
Linkin Park:Needs to wear clothes that fit
Gene Simmons:small dick big mouth
Paul McCartney:not as much a legend as he believes and fucks a chick witha wooden leg
Evanesence:awesome live
Edward Van Halen:crazy nut
Slayer:suck
Dimmu Borgir:suck even more
Queens Of The Stoneage:average
Bon Jovi: :hotjump:
Sammy Hagar:should not lead a come back of Van Halen[/QUOTE]

 

[Goreripper]

Linkin Park:Needs to wear clothes that fit

[/QUOTE]
That's awesome.

Note to self: Ask wife why she knows so much about the size of Gene Simmons' dick...

 

[Sydo]

You might also want to find out why your 'last lay' answers don't match..

 

[Goreripper]

Nikki Sixx: Annoys me a bit too, but sorta looking forward to the Brides Of Destruction album.

You won't be disappointed!

 

[Goreripper]

You might also want to find out why your 'last lay' answers don't match..

They do. I just couldn't remember the exact day.