MaidenDownunder 10 Questions

[JonBonJovi]

You might also want to find out why your 'last lay' answers don't match..

If he hasn't had it in 24hrs he gets all disalousioned and thinks it has been a long time ago!

 

[Goreripper]

 

[The Amazer]

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit!
Sandgeese are rocking and rolling! www.soundclick.com/sandgeese/ I've been writing a bit lately, and we're hopefully going to record within the next few weeks our first demo "ELEPHANT PARK" Watch out baby, we're taking over the world!

2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com
once every couple of days

3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good?
Nickelback. Fuck them right off.

4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper: He's my Michael Diamond
Koichi: He's grumpy... but he's good in bed
Mark: If Kram backwards didn't say enough.
Haupassia: You can make nicknames out of his nickname
Spiff: rhymes with Quiff... which sounds like Queef
Wenda: Reminds me of a cross between the Australian Where's Wally and the American Where's Waldo
Moonchild: I think I named a horse Moonchild once
Lord Tim: He can BELT IT OUT LIKE NO OTHER
Goreripper: I think of cars
JonBonJovi: Makes me think Bon Jovi is a chick. Which isn't hard.
Dreamwatch: I think I named a horse Dreamwatch as well... ahh, my power metal glory days

5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids: no
Wanted to audition for Warrant: yes
Had a finger in your ass: yes
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude) no
Touched a breast or vagina other than your own: (if you are a chick)
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD: no
Seen Dungeon in concert: no
Seen Metal Shop: well, I've heard them.

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy: 9
Lord Tim: 9
Alex Van Halen: Fucking 10
Dani Filth: Love his voice... 8
Angus Young: 9
Tommy Lee: 7
Snake Sabo: uhh 4
Charlie Benante: hmm. 8
Jack White of the White Stripes: 2
Ronnie James Dio: 11


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie: Paris. she's hotter
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music: Don't know either gah
Britny Fox or Britney Spears: Britny Fox... girlschool to the moxx (err maxx)
Paul Gargano or Gerri Miller: don't know either
Tom Mathers or Jerry Mathers: *shrug*
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen: Rikki Rockket... he's in Poison for christs sake
Strippers or Porn Stars: Strip... oh, that's hard, dont' know
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine: James Hetfield, I'm a metallica fanboy, and James doesn't act like a wanker like Dave does. And he threw me his sweat band!
Firehouse or Firehose: Firehouse... GET IN TOUCH!
Jack Black or Jack White: Jack Black... School of ROOOOCK
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz: Cameron Diaz... I had a crush on her when she was in THE MASK

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
I don't know, I like them all! Even Axl!

9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target: does KMart count? A couple of weeks ago
Last rock star you shook hands with: my band-mates... a while ago
Last CD you bought: Received was My Dying Bride - The Dreadful Hours, but BOUGHT... well that would've been... ZZ Top - Eliminator
Last time you threw up from drinking: wow, it's actually been a while. January 24th... on my Melbourne trip. The night where photos of me in my undies in the shower being washed by men surfaced.
Last autograph you signed: Last year
Last movie you saw: Willow.. even though I'd seen it ages ago
Last concert you saw: Metallica Jan 28th BABY!
Last Time You Got Laid: *hangs head*

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue: Nikki Sixx
Jack Black: ROOOOOCK
Dave Mustaine: no. 1 gay
Sebastian Bach: Unreal voice
Nikki Sixx: Hair
Kid Rock: Joe Dirt
The White Stripes: one good riff
Linkin Park: fuck off
Gene Simmons: I was made for loving you
Paul McCartney: Fag
Evanesence: Get fucked
Edward Van Halen: Unreal guitarist. Where is he now? Hopefully soon
Slayer: Loud... fast... confusing... annoying... a few classics though
Dimmu Borgir: A few good songs... KINGS OF THE CARNIVAL CREATION!
Queens Of The Stoneage: Dave Grohl haha
Bon Jovi: Slippery When Wet
Sammy Hagar: BABY DRY YOUR EYES, COS THATS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFF

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Michael Diamond! Thanks man! Haha!

 

[KoichCPA]

Awesome Trent, you can be an australian gold medalist who beats his girlfriend up.

Another top goulburn guy.

 

[The Amazer]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm surprised he didn't SHOOT her?

GEDDIT?

*ahem*

 

[KoichCPA]

Shutup GAYDN

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

 

[Celestial-Todd]

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit!
At the moment I'm going through Apolyom's cd sales book writing up the 14 cd's we sold on Sunday, listening to Vital Remains

2. How often do you visit UltimateMetal.com
Probably 20 times a day at least (hey I'm unemployed hehe)
3. What rock band should call it a day and pack it in for good?
Rolling Stones

4. Thoughts on the following forum members:

The Trooper: Is so glam I think he'd glow in the dark
Koichi: Funniest midget this side of the dude from Passions
Mark: The creator
Haupassia: Can't knock a guy who loves our cd's... cool bloke
Spiff: Sounds like spliff
Wenda: Still owes me for getting her into Dungeon and Blind Guardian!
Moonchild: Apparently an awesome singer, want to check it her work
Lord Tim: Most talented midget this side of the dude from Passions
Goreripper: A walking metal dictionary
JonBonJovi: Don't piss her off!
Dreamwatch: Knows alot about cameras hehe

5. Yes or no, have you;
Kissed a girl after she sucked down a load of your liquid kids: nope
Wanted to audition for Warrant: nope... wanted to kill them, yes
Had a finger in your ass: none other then my own for cleaning purposes
Touched a penis other than your own: (if you are a dude) yes, but only my nephew's while changing his nappy
Touched a breast or vagina other than your own: (if you are a chick)
Purchased a Girls Gone Wild video or DVD: nope... god bless cable!
Seen Dungeon in concert: so many times I think they want to ban me cause I constantly request their favourite song
Seen Metal Shop: Nope

6. Rate the following musicians on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being kick ass and 1 being they suck ass.

Mike Portnoy: 10
Lord Tim: 10
Alex Van Halen: 9
Dani Filth: 3
Angus Young: 7
Tommy Lee: 7
Snake Sabo: 6
Charlie Benante: 9
Jack White of the White Stripes: is minus infinity a number?
Ronnie James Dio: 6


7. Which do you prefer and why:
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie: Paris... just so I can be in the popular crowd. Money and power don't count anymore, only if you've fucked her!
Roxy Blue or Roxy Music: ?
Britny Fox or Britney Spears: Spears... so I can boast about being better then Eminem
Paul Gargano or Gerri Miller: ?
Tom Mathers or Jerry Mathers: ?
Rikki Rockett or Riki Rachtmen: ?
Strippers or Porn Stars: Porn stars.... at least they let you film them hehe
James Hetfield Or Dave Mustaine: Tie.. Mustaine's a better guitarist, James was the better singer
Firehouse or Firehose: Fire hose
Jack Black or Jack White: Jack Black cause I apparently look like him
Selma Blair or Cameron Diaz: Selma Blair (she looks hot in the Hellboy trailer)

8. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

9. The last time...
Last time you stopped into Target: Bout a month ago
Last rock star you shook hands with: Burton from Fear Factory
Last CD you bought: Hmmm... it was that long ago I forget.
Last time you threw up from drinking: Don't drink
Last autograph you signed: Signed at least 5 on Sunday
Last movie you saw: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Last concert you saw: not counting our own, Infernal Method at the Green Square
Last Time You Got Laid: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10. Time for Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.

Motley Crue: everyone hates them but everyone wants to be them! hehe
Jack Black: funny guy in small doses
Dave Mustaine: talented fucker who needs to get Megadeth back together
Sebastian Bach: awesome singer
Nikki Sixx: funny name
Kid Rock: *click*click*BOOM!
The White Stripes: *click*click*BOOM!
Linkin Park: *insert machine gun fire*
Gene Simmons: prick
Paul McCartney: He killed John
Evanesence: Lacuna Coil
Edward Van Halen: talented but fucked up
Slayer: WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Dimmu Borgir: Nick Barker
Queens Of The Stoneage: nude bass players
Bon Jovi: been around for ever
Sammy Hagar: should play the movie version of Hagar the Horrible[/QUOTE]

 

[The Amazer]

Shutup GAYDN

no YOU shut up, GAYOSH.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Notice Lord Tim & the midget in Passions have the same name? Maybe they are the same person! I'm a thinker...

 

[Spruce Goose]

Wenda... Whats the story with the finger in your ass?

 

[KoichCPA]

She was just standing there, the sun glistening from her hair. She was wearing a very short skirt, there was something about flapped about in the slight breeze, almost as if it was beckoning me. I knew it had to be done, I dropped my books in front of her, making it seem like an accident. She was a polite girl, I knew she'd pick them up.

She bent down, I looked at my finger, I looked at her skirt, then back at my finger. In a split second it happened. I steadied myself, licked my finger, and went for it.

The look of horror on her face as I grinned back at her chanting the words "wet willy wet willy wet willy"

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

"She was a polite girl, I knew she'd pick it up." Hahahaha! That line was a killer!

 

[Winmar]

 

[Wenda]

Wenda... Whats the story with the finger in your ass?

Hey why are you singling me out? I'm not the only one who answered yes

She was just standing there, the sun... <snip>

...you know...I can't think of a single thing to say to this

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Oh come on... you chickened out. Should have gone with what I originally told ya!

 

[Wenda]

I couldn't steal your line, man

 

[KoichCPA]

...you know...I can't think of a single thing to say to this

That's because you loved it.