Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

a lot of the cockneys are either retards or are now completely wrapped up in black hip hop culture now

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

As you fucking should dude.

Updates on the 45 year old are required so I can live vicariously through you. Being with a woman that much older than myself is something Ive been trying to call into my life, but been unsuccessful thus far. One day.

Cody, go for it. For some reason, you strike me as the type of awesome motherfucker that would really appreciate it. My girl is going to be 44 in a couple of weeks. The sex is amazing and frequent. If we're hanging out all day, things happen 4-5 times, and she is usually the one to initiate it. Worthwhile pursuit, dawg.

 

[waif]

So she flaked on the coffee date due to work stuff. It's fine, I'm not a morning person anyways.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sometimes it's mindblowing to me that a significant amount of most people's lives involves finding someone that wants you to stick your appendage in their orifice, or vice versa. And I'm not saying that to say that it's the wrong way to live life or anything, obviously. It's just like, holy shit, you've got stuff like Tinder these days with millions of people looking around for the next fuck and whatnot. And the concept of a real person actually laying on a bed receptive. It's fascinating.

 

[Hannibal_Lecter]

so the olden days must be bad and nowadays must be better because that's what television said right?

Not exactly
Now you got women that think that women are better than men
I know a big group of girls who actually thought it was totally okay when one of them was beating the fucking shit out her boytoy but then they got all huffy when, after several months of daily beatings, the guy finally slaps her back

Boy slapping girl once = very bad
Girl beating the shit out of guy every day = something every one giggles about

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Not exactly
Now you got women that think that women are better than men
I know a big group of girls who actually thought it was totally okay when one of them was beating the fucking shit out her boytoy but then they got all huffy when, after several months of daily beatings, the guy finally slaps her back

Boy slapping girl once = very bad
Girl beating the shit out of guy every day = something every one giggles about

You got that right. Half of them are bitter and basically want reparations, not true equality. Every man is their enemy because once they, or more than likely their likewise bitter mom, was denied a job for having boobs. Sometimes something worse, but either way, its fucked to judge all men based on it.

Then you got affirmative action bullshit taking over on top of it. People bitching enough about unfair treatment that companies hire them over more qualified applicants is fucking sickening.

Feminism and gender equality are not synonyms, and I always be sure to identify myself with the latter.

 

[Baroque]

Sometimes it's mindblowing to me that a significant amount of most people's lives involves finding someone that wants you to stick your appendage in their orifice, or vice versa. And I'm not saying that to say that it's the wrong way to live life or anything, obviously. It's just like, holy shit, you've got stuff like Tinder these days with millions of people looking around for the next fuck and whatnot. And the concept of a real person actually laying on a bed receptive. It's fascinating.

It's only mindblowing if you see yourself as an observer of the world or an alien or something. At some point I think you gotta say, I'm no better than the rest of them, and partake in it all. It's fun

I have another friend who has said similar things to me and he's a perpetual virgin.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Eunuchs know what's up.

 

[SentinelSlain]

stuff

 

[Hannibal_Lecter]

You got that right. Half of them are bitter and basically want reparations, not true equality. Every man is their enemy because once they, or more than likely their likewise bitter mom, was denied a job for having boobs. Sometimes something worse, but either way, its fucked to judge all men based on it.

Then you got affirmative action bullshit taking over on top of it. People bitching enough about unfair treatment that companies hire them over more qualified applicants is fucking sickening.

Feminism and gender equality are not synonyms, and I always be sure to identify myself with the latter.

Just because daddy left/cheated on/beat-up mommy doesn't mean that every male will do the same
Just because you're friends with a rape victim doesn't mean every male is a rapist

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

a lot of the cockneys are either retards or are now completely wrapped up in black hip hop culture now

That doesn't mean you're not a Northern Monkey.

 

[Hannibal_Lecter]

Hamburger Boy needs to get laid

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

He needs someone to make sandwiches with.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

He needs someone to make sandwiches with.

tfw no 6'3" Anglo-Saxon Mormon hubby commanding me and all the other wives in his harem to make him dinner

 

[Hannibal_Lecter]

tfw no 6'3" Anglo-Saxon Mormon hubby commanding me and all the other wives in his harem to make him dinner

What??

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What??

I interpreted his post to mean that I should be delegated to the traditional role of a housewife (sammich making).

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

No. This is what I meant:


"You can be the bun, and I can be the burger, girl."

 

[The Butt]

So yeah, I'm picking up a girl who lives in the Chicago burbs and heading into the city for Heavy Metal Karaoke night on Monday. Skipping my class and shit for this. I better get at least a BJ from this deal. I get the sense that she is quite into me, so that's cool.

Heavy Metal Karaoke and BJs. Fuck yeah man, live the dream. I demand updates; both your setlist and a report on your time with the broad. :v

 

[Onder]

I think we're on good terms with my babe. I don't have a lot of time and she neither but that's not gonnu change any time soon so we better get used to it.

EDIT: Not a good thread but just went out for a run and it was fucking nice but I had to walk the final few meters after 6km mark because I started feeling the need to take a shit. I hate when that happens on a run. Otherwise it was just perfect, I could've ran at least 7km.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

"my babe." yuck