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I shower every day that I have to be in contact with other people. They're usually 40+ minute showers, for maximal destruction of our planet's fresh water supplies. Since I only leave the house on weekends to work in the lab, it means I generally shower only M-F.

Onder said:
EDIT: Let's just listen to burgerboy talk about dicks.
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I have no recent dick experiences or thoughts to share, but for the second time in my life I witnessed what may have been a couple in a sexual act. They were in a truck in the parking garage, seemingly two Asians, and while they were sitting next to each other and huddled more like they were cuddling, their arms seemed to be headed downwards and to the other side as if they were masturbating each other, albeit in what was probably a highly passionate and romantic way. I thought it might make me jealous or horny, but I felt oddly indifferent about it. Although typing it out has made me slightly aroused, so Idunno.

EDIT: Actually, did I ever tell you guys that I've been practicing for better cumshots? My volume is average at best, but where before I might get one tiny spurt and a lot of oozing, I've got the timing fairly good now that I can at least get one long jet and one smaller one fairly consistently. I'm sure some of you have natural ability and can cum porn-quality anyways, but it was something I've been insecure about so I'm proud of the modest improvements I've made so far.
 
Me and my ex were talking for a couple weeks, when she out of nowhere pulls the "I still love you" card on me (we haven't dated in two years, and aside from the past couple of weeks, have barely spoke in that time).

I made it clear that I just wanted friendship. I've been with the same girl for a year and a half, I love my girlfriend. But I really wanted to mend the friendship.

The next day, blocked from everything. The fuck??
 
Daily showering is not necessary, and sometimes going a day without can actually be a good thing. Lets your skin breathe and replenish itself. Showering twice a day can rub your skin raw.

I shower 5-6 times a week.
 
waif said:
Lost a lot of good band shirts to mitchum. I'm an old spice man now. Women routinely compliment me on how I smell. Wash your filthy balls you goddamn dirtbags.
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I've been using Old Spice since I was 15. I get compliments regularly on how good I smell from women. I wear undershirts so my better shirts don't get destroyed by pit stains since I still get those apparently.
 
I only shower daily because of exercise and/or sex.

With cold water. And no soaps or gels. Because that's how showering should be done.
 
I shower in the mornings if I need to leave the house that day, or after a workout. I usually try to do my exercise first thing in the morning so I don't need to shower twice. A lazy day in the house saves some water.
 
If I take two, generally one is really quick. I have trouble sleeping if I am too dirty. I am always doing something physical so it's necessary. Plus if I don't get one in the morning, I have trouble waking up mentally and I'm groggy the whole day.
 
Same as Mathias. My showers are generally less than 10 minutes long, but I have to take one in the morning. If I'm camping, then I splash cold water on my face.
 
KafkaX said:
Im not sure what you mean by living in So Cal as a waste, everyone wastes no matter where you live. However, I cant tell you how many times I see a sprinklers watering the asphalt and it pisses me off. If I had the power to turn off the water or fix that shit I would. Thats why I hate lawns so much. A complete waste of a fuckton of water.

All I can do is lead by example which is why I cut back on my usage and waste, have a compost, working on building my own garden (already have a few fruit trees), use a reusable water bottle etc. People think its stupid, but whats actually stupid is not doing your part to reduce. Howre we to preserve our planet for future generations? By reducing our carbon footprint and influencing others to do the same.
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Definitely off topic but I agree man. I don't even have grass in my yard, I have raised beds full of vegetables and fruit. Grass is something I pull out of my yard, it's a weed. Home grown food does not get wasted and it's far cheaper and healthier and fresher.

I wish landscapers for schools and businesses would follow suit. Think of how much water is wasted to keep growing useless bushes and grass and trees. They could be growing fruit trees, strawberries, veggies, etc etc. If you're going to grow grass at least grow wheat grass or something. Students would have free food, homeless people would have free food..

On topic: I had sex twice today and now I feel lazy as fuck.
 
lol after reading the last page, some of you are fucking disgusting
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I typically shower twice a day because the area I live in is hot as shit, walking is my main method of transportation these days AND I lift weights. Also a good deodorant/antiperspirant is essential.
 
Yea, lot of dirty mofos around here. I shower every morning when i wake up. I also shower after working out and playing sports/running around, but those are two things i haven't done much as of late. I used to also shower after a long, hard, dirty day at work but that is no longer a problem, as i currently dont have a job. Morning showers are a must though, can't fully snap out of my morning daze without it.

Laundry depends on a few things. If i just wore a shirt and hung out around the house, drank beers and did nothing all day ... why the fuck would i wash it? But if i've been putting in work in it all day, then yea, it's probably going to get tossed in the laundry basket.
 
While I don't use antiperspirant (our bodies are supposed to sweat), I do use deodorant. I'm a sweaty man, so it's easy for me to smell like ass
 
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