Males and Females

[KafkaX]

Size =/= the best ass in the ass tourney. More to it that than, at least for my standards. Gotta keep in mind tone and shape as well.

Lisa, unlike these other broads, could bounce a fucking quarter off her rump because she works hard for that perfect, tight apple. Its toned and juicy without being too fuckin big and floppy. Niykee has a nice ass, but her face does nothing for me.

Lisa is just...Perfect. Face, and body. God damn...

And dude, that Asian is dead last with out a doubt. Shes fucking disgusting.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I give Lisa an easy 24. I don't love her face; too native lol. I imagine her stupid accent would make me sick.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Size =/= the best ass in the ass tourney. More to it that than, at least for my standards. Gotta keep in mind tone and shape as well.

Lisa, unlike these other broads, could bounce a fucking quarter off her rump because she works hard for that perfect, tight apple. Its toned and juicy without being too fuckin big and floppy. Niykee has a nice ass, but her face does nothing for me.

Lisa is just...Perfect. Face, and body. God damn...

And dude, that Asian is dead last with out a doubt. Shes fucking disgusting.

Yea, i'm not looking at her face, and shes definitely far from beautiful. But disgusting? No way. I love the small waste-big hips-huge ass girls. I think those butts are shaped much better than morales' ass, especially the one that's practically shaped like a heart and is the clear winner of these butt-wars

edit: I think both Morales and Niykee have pretty faces.

 

[Draehl]

fine... =D

Riley Reid...

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dude, learn to edit and resize your pics. The effort is minimal.

and Reid is an average skank. Nothing wrong with that but she can't be compared to the two above.

 

[KafkaX]

Average?

Definitely below average...

That first picture is just....Terrible.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yea, I'm being nice. I'll give her an 8 on my scale. She's definitely 'pick up in a bar and get the fuck out' material.

 

[Draehl]

No? Perfect sized ass in that first one. Never got the deal bout them big asses. Small 'n shapely.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

What do you guys think of Olga Kurylenko?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

@Drale ah well yea to each his own

What do you guys think of Olga Kurylenko?

Good looking girl, not much to her though

I'm not sure how real this is but if it is these guys are fucking despicable.

 

[Draehl]

What do you guys think of Olga Kurylenko?

Very nice when not over-tanned.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I give Lisa an easy 24. I don't love her face; too native lol. I imagine her stupid accent would make me sick.

Wut da hell you say to me bic boi? I keel you! I keel you rye nao!

 

[Matt]

Wut da hell you say to me bic boi? I keel you! I keel you rye nao!

Duhshit fuk ya mudda! Fuk ya fadda!

 

[Eligos]

So it's time to take the saddle back out of the barn, methinks. I've been scopin out the cuties, got a number last week. There's some consensual butt grabbin around the corner.

 

[Zephyrus]

So for some strange reason I keep a mental scorecard of states/countries I've had sex in. Does anyone else do this? Here's my list.

Maine
Massachusetts
New York
Iowa
Illinois

 

[Einherjar86]

I think I've had sex in Canada once, but I can't be sure...

The tests all came back negative, which was a relief; but unfortunately that doesn't help much in answering the initial question.

 

[waif]

Upon reflection, all of my sex-having has happened in Boston and Montreal.

 

[KafkaX]

So for some strange reason I keep a mental scorecard of states/countries I've had sex in. Does anyone else do this? Here's my list.

Maine
Massachusetts
New York
Iowa
Illinois

No Maryland?

Im shocked.

And a bit disappointed.

 

[Zephyrus]

No Maryland?

Im shocked.

And a bit disappointed.

Out of the six MDF's I've attended, I've been single at only two of them, and was too busy partying with you guys to pursue any tail (i.e. was too incompetent). I've brought my partner to the past two MDF's, but we didn't feel the need to sneak off and miss bands and/or valuable party time with you folks as though we couldn't just wait till we got back to Maine.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ill always be an ass man. Think Alexis Texas.

Although I won't pass up a pair of huge tits either.

Luckily my lady has both


edit: whoa, Lisa Morales was cut from the reality show? I wanna see what these other Latina bitches look like...