Males and Females

Slampiece is a good word. I feel like it works better referring to women though.

Also when you're with an Italian guy, you're basically not allowed in the kitchen. He even bought me a separate knife set because his are too precious for me to touch.

I'm Italian and hate cooking. I much prefer to be the recipient of the food.
 
I don't like cooking, but I'm pretty solid at it so usually I do it. The ideal would be a slam piece that can actually cook me shit while I play video games or whatever.
 
Mathiäs;11015803 said:
I'm Italian and hate cooking. I much prefer to be the recipient of the food.

Spoken like a true Italian.

I can cook but I don't like to cook. I mean, being Italian, it's basically in my blood to cook up pasta and marinara sauce but there is rarely a time when I'm like "Yeah, I'm going to spend the next 9 hours making my own lasagna noodles from scratch" when I even get the bullshit pre-cooked (just put cheese on and bake) lasagna noodles and they taste good enough.

Frozen pizza and chicken tendies or bust.
 
I can cook. I probably do 20% of the cooking. Most of the time I'm tired when I get home from work though and don't feel like it.
 
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party on the top AND party in the back
 
Mullets r kewl.


I don't like cleaning. I can cook but I tend to cook with a lot of spice, which a lot of people don't like. I throw hot sauce or jerk on everything. Also I like rice a lot. Not really a pasta person or tomato sauce. Give me some spicy coconut rice with fried banana and an egg on top any day over tomato slop.
 
Mullets actually tend to look pretty good on Asians imo, something about the black, straight, uniformness of the hair. The best mullet I've ever seen on campus by far was on some Japanese looking dude.