Males and Females

[unknown]

Very cool! Looks like I may be going solo tomorrow night. The missus is having family issues :/

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is rebound another way of saying "Your sexual appeal and personality are below my standards, but I desperately needed to stick my penis inside of something so I picked you"?

 

[CiG]

It's just the sexual equivalent of eating a whole tub of ice cream after a break-up.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So, I went to Madison, WI to hang with some buds, drink beer, and check out sweet bands and Jex Thoth was there with her man. She ended up getting pushed on me during the punk kids moshing and I vowed to never wash my body again.

Just kidding. But seriously...

 

[Eligos]

Met a chick off Tinder and I'm taking her to see Agalloch tomorrow.

Should be interesting!

Is she already into Agalloch or just cool enough to give it a shot?

 

[KafkaX]

Very cool! Looks like I may be going solo tomorrow night. The missus is having family issues :/

Either way bro, Ill keep an eye out for you!

Is she already into Agalloch or just cool enough to give it a shot?

Cool enough to give it a shot. Not her scene at all, but she wanted to do something tonight and I told her I was unavailable because Im going to a show, so she said, "Take me, I want to do something out of character".

So far, so good. (So what?)

So, I went to Madison, WI to hang with some buds, drink beer, and check out sweet bands and Jex Thoth was there with her man. She ended up getting pushed on me during the punk kids moshing and I vowed to never wash my body again.

Just kidding. But seriously...

 

[Nephilim96]

Met a chick off Tinder and I'm taking her to see Agalloch tomorrow.

Should be interesting!

Is she actually into the music?

edit- LOL Eligos asked the same exact thing. I should really read the entire page before posting.

So far, so good. (So what?)

 

[Eligos]

Cody, if she doesn't lose her shit like the last girl who came to a show with me on a whim, the rule is that she gets to touch your dong.

 

[unknown]

Met Cody's new slam piece last night. Seemed like a pretty cool chick.

 

[KafkaX]

Yeah man, lets see how long it lasts.

It was our first date, and we hit off really really well.

 

[Eligos]

Met Cody's new slam piece last night. Seemed like a pretty cool chick.

Glad to see this is still going strong in its run through the GMD vernacular

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women can sense if you give a shit about their bullshit from the way you speak and carry yourself in their company, even if you're not discussing it. Women usually can't cope with how arrogant I am.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Wish there were cool ways for me to refer to dudes besides 'the long term cock I'm riding.'

So anyways my long term unsheathed sword of diesel lust better have made me dinner when I get off at fuckin 1030 tonight. He's a good dude. He probably did.

I love that pork wielder.

 

[CiG]

Sexist.

 

[Dak]

Wish there were cool ways for me to refer to dudes besides 'the long term cock I'm riding.'

Wish there were cool ways for me to refer to women besides "the long term cock holster I'm slamming my cock in".

 

[CiG]

Vagina: from Latin, it means a sheath or scabbard in which to thrust a sword.

 

[Dak]

I think "my permaslampiece" works better than "my vagina".

 

[CiG]

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[CF87]

I don't give a fuck or understand anything women say. And like I said, if I don't get a blowjob it does not bother me at all. Make sense when you talk.

 

[Zephyrus]

Vagina: from Latin, it means a sheath or scabbard in which to thrust a sword.

I love seeing this word in Latin epic poetry and imagining the double entendres that most likely weren't meant.