Males and Females

[Eligos]

I cook. My girlfriend cooks. Both of us prefer to eat out most of the time though.

I've grown really resigned in the grocery war with my sister in the last half year, so this just simplifies matters.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

He sounds like a twat.

You're a twat.

Also @casette that's cool as fuck. You should post pics in the hobby thread.

 

[unknown]

I do about 99% of the cooking. The missus can cook, but she gets stressed out and makes a mess. It's chaos.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm Italian and hate cooking. I much prefer to be the recipient of the food.

Spoken like a true Italian.

I can cook but I don't like to cook. I mean, being Italian, it's basically in my blood to cook up pasta and marinara sauce but there is rarely a time when I'm like "Yeah, I'm going to spend the next 9 hours making my own lasagna noodles from scratch" when I even get the bullshit pre-cooked (just put cheese on and bake) lasagna noodles and they taste good enough.

Frozen pizza and chicken tendies or bust.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You want an italian mama san to cook for you.

 

[Krow]

I can cook. I probably do 20% of the cooking. Most of the time I'm tired when I get home from work though and don't feel like it.

 

[Dak]

I grill or do stuff in a skillet, but only out of necessity, even if it is good. I don't enjoy doing it.

 

[CiG]

Just made a bomb fucking potato bake and lambchops.
I don't mind cooking but cleaning can fuck off and die.

 

[arg]

party on the top AND party in the back

 

[CiG]

Wtf.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Mullets r kewl.


I don't like cleaning. I can cook but I tend to cook with a lot of spice, which a lot of people don't like. I throw hot sauce or jerk on everything. Also I like rice a lot. Not really a pasta person or tomato sauce. Give me some spicy coconut rice with fried banana and an egg on top any day over tomato slop.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Mullets actually tend to look pretty good on Asians imo, something about the black, straight, uniformness of the hair. The best mullet I've ever seen on campus by far was on some Japanese looking dude.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

So I'm lying down in this bed scrolling through online stuff and I get a text message on a number I don't recognize saying, "hey Cam it was great meeting you last night! You should come over next week." So I'm trying to figure out who I'm talking to because I forget things if I drink too much, so I decide to just go with the flow for a bit and continue on the conversation. Short story shorter, I find out its this chick named Rebecca who was a dancer at the bar last night. I also find out she's into pegging (I think that's what it's called? Like having sex with people with strap-ons) and basically she's trying to get me to go to her s&m parties. No thanks.

I attract the best types.

 

[Onder]

Aug actually looks good with a mullet.

 

[CiG]

That's a mullet? That's some Liu Kang shit, not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[unknown]

So I'm lying down in this bed scrolling through online stuff and I get a text message on a number I don't recognize saying, "hey Cam it was great meeting you last night! You should come over next week." So I'm trying to figure out who I'm talking to because I forget things if I drink too much, so I decide to just go with the flow for a bit and continue on the conversation. Short story shorter, I find out its this chick named Rebecca who was a dancer at the bar last night. I also find out she's into pegging (I think that's what it's called? Like having sex with people with strap-ons) and basically she's trying to get me to go to her s&m parties. No thanks.

I attract the best types.

I guess she had you pegged for a different person. Eh? Eh?

 

[arg]

lol i told the hairdresser "ok that's enough!" before the top got too short

 

[Dak]

I guess she had you pegged for a different person. Eh? Eh?

excellent.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Aug, that is actually pretty rad.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Hey Aug, come to the Chicago area and let's chill. We can have party in the front and back, whichever way you prefer.