Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Wish there were cool ways for me to refer to dudes besides 'the long term cock I'm riding.'

So anyways my long term unsheathed sword of diesel lust better have made me dinner when I get off at fuckin 1030 tonight. He's a good dude. He probably did.

I love that pork wielder.

 

[CiG]

Sexist.

 

[Dak]

Wish there were cool ways for me to refer to dudes besides 'the long term cock I'm riding.'

Wish there were cool ways for me to refer to women besides "the long term cock holster I'm slamming my cock in".

 

[CiG]

Vagina: from Latin, it means a sheath or scabbard in which to thrust a sword.

 

[Dak]

I think "my permaslampiece" works better than "my vagina".

 

[CiG]

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[CF87]

I don't give a fuck or understand anything women say. And like I said, if I don't get a blowjob it does not bother me at all. Make sense when you talk.

 

[Zephyrus]

Vagina: from Latin, it means a sheath or scabbard in which to thrust a sword.

I love seeing this word in Latin epic poetry and imagining the double entendres that most likely weren't meant.

 

[CF87]

I make my own dinner.

 

[CiG]

I wash my own clothes.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I wipe my own ass.

 

[CiG]

I don't suck my own dick though.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You fucking wish you could though.

 

[CiG]

Actually I used to be able to reach.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Prove it.

 

[CiG]

Can't anymore, guts too big.

 

[SentinelSlain]

do women go for you?

 

[CiG]

Nah I'm an ugly bastard with a big beard, also very antisocial.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Slampiece is a good word. I feel like it works better referring to women though.

Also when you're with an Italian guy, you're basically not allowed in the kitchen. He even bought me a separate knife set because his are too precious for me to touch.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Gee my posts in this thread sure are exciting. We have sex, too, if that makes it cooler.