Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

Pics?

 

[Nephilim96]

at least give some details. ethnicity? hair color? breast and ass size? all very important stuff

 

[KafkaX]

Shes into Midnight? Ok, thats half of what I need to know.

The other half is, will she pound shitty beer with you?

 

[The Butt]

She better. Or else she will learn to like pounding shitty beer.

Unholy Pabst of Death

 

[The Ozzman]

Sometimes you post really dumb shit and this is one of those times

I was probably inebriated. Doesn't change my opinion on the subject.

 

[CiG]

I was probably inebriated. Doesn't change my opinion on the subject.

If the stuff guys like putting in their asses were cock-shaped, maybe you'd have a point.

 

[CF87]

Dudes who like having stuff put in their ass are probably partially gay

Seems pretty gross.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

As long as she doesnt have a gunt youre good

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shes into Midnight? Ok, thats half of what I need to know.

The other half is, will she pound shitty beer with you?

Based on some of her pictures, it looks like it. As far as descriptions, she looks like a short punk chick. Wears glasses sometimes. I don't fucking know. She's not Christy Mack but whatever.

I guess we are going to reschedule though. She just found out that she has family from Arizona that she hasn't seen in years coming in. Whatever.

 

[KafkaX]

Jim, whats a gunt?

Schmidt, shes approved in my book. Fwiw, I cant approve of any new women in your life if they dont meet those two simple requirements.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gunt

 

[Nephilim96]

those are fucking gross

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or gtfo

 

[CF87]

Women are shitty as fuck.

 

[Nephilim96]

Pics or gtfo

Just hit up the local cheap buffet. There's millions there.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just hit up the local cheap buffet. There's millions there.

Not of a gunt. I meant Yoda's new chick.

 

[CiG]

Hahahahaha.

 

[The Butt]

Make this chick watch Kung Fury with you, Schmidt.

 

[CF87]

I'm afraid to ask for a chicks number, the reason is because us guys and women socially interact different. Us guys can just shoot the shit about whatever and just talk normally. It is not that I am a people person and really hang out with people much anymore, but I have had some male friends in the past. That I had some commen ground with on how we see reality and how it feels. If you go and get a coffee somewhere and some chicks are socialising with each other you are not intentionally listening their convo's, but you hear and can't make sense in what they are talking about. If I could be so attracted to a chick somewhere where I felt something maybe I could ask for her number. I'm not really emotional and I don't get attached to other people. I've seen some couples that are different, but they have somehow attached so they are somewhat compatible regardless if they might not understand each other at all.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I have no idea what the hell you're saying but it has something to do with sex soooooo
Just ask questions about her, listen, relate in a minimal way, make an "interesting" observation, talk very little about yourself but make it sound big and ask more questions about her. It's not that hard