Males and Females

[KafkaX]

Jim, I dont know how many times Ive said this in the past, or how many more times I will say it in the future...

Write a book. You got your first buyer right here.

 

[CiG]

Because there aren't already a billion benign relationship advice books out there, haha.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Make this chick watch Kung Fury with you, Schmidt.

We'll probably just watch Bar Rescue all night long.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I love sandwich butts

 

[SentinelSlain]

Is that yours?

 

[Nephilim96]

Not of a gunt. I meant Yoda's new chick.

 

[CiG]

Butts fucking rule.

 

[MasterOLightning]

A nice butt is cool, I guess. But they usually don't do a whole lot for me. Boobs all the time, all the way.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Too many ass pimples there. 2/10

 

[CiG]

Those definitely aren't ass pimples mate.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Even if they are slight who gives a fuck! I'd eat that bitches ass with a spoon. I'm too old to fuck around man I'd go straight for the asshole

 

[CiG]

Hahaha, they're just skin bumps.
Seen 'em thousands of times.

 

[The Butt]

Butts fucking rule.

I agree.

 

[The Butt]

We'll probably just watch Bar Rescue all night long.

That's a solid plan also. I watched an episode last night where they redid this bar owned by an ex-baseball player. His bartenders were alcoholic, annihilated drunk chicks, one of them with titties flopping around.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's a solid plan also. I watched an episode last night where they redid this bar owned by an ex-baseball player. His bartenders were alcoholic, annihilated drunk chicks, one of them with titties flopping around.

Seen it. Laughed my ass off.

 

[The Butt]

The one bartender bawling her eyes out because the host called her a loser for coming to work drunk. Golden.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The thought of someone using a spoon to scoop out my asshole, then making loud smacking sounds while they 'eat' it, is more disturbing than all the terrifying things we've done in the bedroom or any of the things I've wanted to do. Combined. And I suggest a new colloquialism when pillow talking a lass.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

But that is a good ass.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That's funny I mean it's my go to line on Tinder
That and "you look like you don't shave your pussy"
then I flip it 180 and give them the "waffles or pancakes?"

 

[KafkaX]

Because there aren't already a billion benign relationship advice books out there, haha.

Totally, but theres 0 with Jim's wit and philosophy.