Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Pics or gtfo

 

[CF87]

Women are shitty as fuck.

 

[Nephilim96]

Pics or gtfo

Just hit up the local cheap buffet. There's millions there.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just hit up the local cheap buffet. There's millions there.

Not of a gunt. I meant Yoda's new chick.

 

[CiG]

Hahahahaha.

 

[The Butt]

Make this chick watch Kung Fury with you, Schmidt.

 

[CF87]

I'm afraid to ask for a chicks number, the reason is because us guys and women socially interact different. Us guys can just shoot the shit about whatever and just talk normally. It is not that I am a people person and really hang out with people much anymore, but I have had some male friends in the past. That I had some commen ground with on how we see reality and how it feels. If you go and get a coffee somewhere and some chicks are socialising with each other you are not intentionally listening their convo's, but you hear and can't make sense in what they are talking about. If I could be so attracted to a chick somewhere where I felt something maybe I could ask for her number. I'm not really emotional and I don't get attached to other people. I've seen some couples that are different, but they have somehow attached so they are somewhat compatible regardless if they might not understand each other at all.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I have no idea what the hell you're saying but it has something to do with sex soooooo
Just ask questions about her, listen, relate in a minimal way, make an "interesting" observation, talk very little about yourself but make it sound big and ask more questions about her. It's not that hard

 

[KafkaX]

Jim, I dont know how many times Ive said this in the past, or how many more times I will say it in the future...

Write a book. You got your first buyer right here.

 

[CiG]

Because there aren't already a billion benign relationship advice books out there, haha.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Make this chick watch Kung Fury with you, Schmidt.

We'll probably just watch Bar Rescue all night long.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I love sandwich butts

 

[SentinelSlain]

Is that yours?

 

[Nephilim96]

Not of a gunt. I meant Yoda's new chick.

 

[CiG]

Butts fucking rule.

 

[MasterOLightning]

A nice butt is cool, I guess. But they usually don't do a whole lot for me. Boobs all the time, all the way.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Too many ass pimples there. 2/10

 

[CiG]

Those definitely aren't ass pimples mate.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Even if they are slight who gives a fuck! I'd eat that bitches ass with a spoon. I'm too old to fuck around man I'd go straight for the asshole

 

[CiG]

Hahaha, they're just skin bumps.
Seen 'em thousands of times.