Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Seinfeld fan?

You fucking know it.

 

[The Butt]

Wife that shit, Schmidt.

Also you should have recorded you guys doing the Linkin Park karaoke. Golden.

 

[unknown]

yup. You need to lock it down. Metal, sci fi/fantasy, beer, seinfeld. You've found yourself!

 

[arg]

start making sexual advances asap. stick in it her quick before you get friendzoned

 

[Zephyrus]

Yeah, don't let that get away!

 

[CiG]

This good enough for you?

Why was the Amish woman excommunicated? Too Mennonite.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

sick of all of this degenerate shit, women should wear long skirts, not leggings, jeggings, jodhpurs yoga pants etc.

I disagree thoroughly, degenerate clothing is the closest thing to a naked woman I get to see in real life. When we get these 100F summers/early fall semesters, it's a sight to behold.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I only want women I cant get and/or are indifferent to my bullshit. It's like being attracted to your own flaccid dick

 

[Draehl]

Meh. Too slutty is tacky. Too conservative isn't interesting. Middle of the road, man.

 

[CiG]

All 3 is variety.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.. I just want a women who has to suck my dick for her, not for me. Just a dirty dick sucker

 

[KafkaX]

Pretty much sums it up.

 

[CiG]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

The Wizard...

 

[Zephyrus]

The Wizard...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Exactly what I was referencing.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really am so very fucking lonely. I don't want to be another annoying PM in any of my exes social media accounts, but what else can I do? fuck this world, lol.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dude just get over yourself. Have a fuckin beer, go out and interact. What the fuck is the big deal

 

[SentinelSlain]

i live in a really small town and I'm super awkward

 

[Matt]

I too am lonely, but mainly because my friend group sucks major assballs. Making friends is a hard thing to do post school.