Males and Females

[CiG]

 

[tagradh]

Watched that episode and the one with david bowie last night.

So good.

You seen Derek?

 

[CiG]

I own the Derek DVDs but for some reason I haven't watched it yet, any good?

 

[tagradh]

It gets overly sentimental at times but the crude shit (i.e. the character Kev) is fantastic. Karl pilkington in the first series is.. karl pilkington.

 

[CiG]

He is God.

 

[arg]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Imagine what she could do on top of you. Nothing like a girl that can move in bed

 

[arg]

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ch41WNpeVyc[/ame]

her face is not too bad either

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

She's a solid 20

I'd let her pee on me

 

[CiG]

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

She's a solid 20

I'd let her pee on me

Even if she had recently eaten a big portion of asparagus?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Is that Emma Watson? That's a 28/30 on the Jimmy scale if so.

 

[CiG]

What in the fuck is the Jimmy scale sir, educate me.

 

[Nephilim96]

-30 through 30 IIRC

anything below 0 are girls that make you want to puke, 1-10 are below average to slightly above average, 11-20 is good to great, while anything above 20 is essentially a supermodel. Emma Watson for me would be about an 18. If she was a little curvier (and bustier) she would be higher.

I may be wrong on the scale. Need Jimmy to confirm.

 

[CiG]

I'd basically fuck anybody, fuck rating scales.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm of the belief that men would fuck 75-90% of all women, but there's only a few that you would view as attainable and/or worthy of pursuit. Like if that mediocre looking 38 year old Asian that works at the drug store randomly said to you "follow me to my car, I want your cock in my mouth" you'd probably do it (as long as shes disease free, unless you're one of those fags that likes to get and spread AIDS around for your sick pleasure), but otherwise you're probably not even going to think about approaching her in any way. The percentage may be high for you, but the principal is true.

Ratings are for fun.

 

[The Ozzman]

Even if she had recently eaten a big portion of asparagus?

You say some of the funniest and most subtle shit here. Stay golden Ponyboy.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Nep, ya nailed it. Emma Watson is a 16 for me

 

[CiG]

I'm of the belief that men would fuck 75-90% of all women, but there's only a few that you would view as attainable and/or worthy of pursuit. Like if that mediocre looking 38 year old Asian that works at the drug store randomly said to you "follow me to my car, I want your cock in my mouth" you'd probably do it (as long as shes disease free, unless you're one of those fags that likes to get and spread AIDS around for your sick pleasure), but otherwise you're probably not even going to think about approaching her in any way. The percentage may be high for you, but the principal is true.

Ratings are for fun.

That's likely true as shit.

I often find myself being attracted to women that either look like they're supposed to be a Mennonite or Amish, or like God designed them to become a small town librarian or something.
You know those women that dress prudishly and haven't chopped or styled their hair at all, you wonder if they're even from the 21st century, they give off that I was raised in a closed society, homeschooled and I collect cobweb specimens vibe.
They unintentionally look like they belong to The Addams Family, all out-of-date looking and shit, sort of witch-like features but not in a Hot Topic 2goth4you way.

You look at them and you can tell something is slightly off about them, it's really weird.
My taste in women is massively retarded.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Does it have anything to do with how "get-able" they are?

I find myself being attracted to 8-12's just because I'm lazy lol I'm actually currently dating one