Males and Females

[Serjeant Grumbles]

There are some laughable subreddits that are passed off as serious discussion and the site is poorly designed.

r/greatapes

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm talking middle budget.

Like Mike's Apartment type stuff?

 

[CiG]

Like Mike's Apartment type stuff?

Yeah sorta, that shit is similar to stuff like FirstAnalQuest, Throated etc.
The chicks aren't quite slappers, but they're not exactly super done-up types found in pornos like that Pirates of the Caribbean parody pretending to be actors.

I do like HD cams that reveal cellulite and imperfections though, I don't dig super fake porn.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Neither of those brands sound remotely appealing to me. I still don't get how deepthroating turns people on. I guess the physical sensation must be simply the best thing in the world to outweigh the sounds of gagging.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Everything Butt is good porn.

 

[CiG]

You lamewad hahaha.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I love butts but porn that makes anal sex its central focus is gross. I don't even really want to see anal penetration if it has to happen at all, just let me see some nice rippling on a full jiggly butt. A tight anus is so much more aesthetic than a gaping one anyways.

 

[CiG]

Gross? Grow the fuck up you wimp.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sodomy is old as hell, heathen.

 

[CiG]

In what way is it gross though? That seems like such a banal opinion.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It's a dark path for mankind to follow.

 

[CiG]

You walk on paths?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It's a dark path for mankind to follow.

lol holy shit

 

[CiG]

*unholy shit

 

[Dak]

From the same guy that humps pillows and lets his friend play with his junk.

 

[CF87]

Emma Watson looks about as sexy as a collection of 1920s books on trout fishing.

^

 

[rms]

So I've been back on OKC for a couple weeks now, and there hasn't been much activity. Then today I had the bright idea of changing my profile picture to one of me with my cat.

Almost instantly I'm getting multiple messages from women.

You and the "fuck me like a black metal whore" chick done?

 

[The Ozzman]

He went over that like 10 pages ago.

 

[Zephyrus]

You and the "fuck me like a black metal whore" chick done?

He went over that like 10 pages ago.

We've been done for about a month. She's still trying to be BFFL's with me but it's going to take time for me to warm up to idea...probably once I've gotten with someone new.

 

[Nephilim96]

So basically she wants to be your Elaine?