OKC Update:
My dream-girl just dropped out of the sky. Just showed up to Iowa City from Florida. She was a CLASSICS major in undergrad and is in grad school for psychology. One of her "message me if" criteria was if you were familiar with Sappho's poetry, so I messaged her with my own translation of one of her poems, and that impressed her greatly.
This happened yesterday and we're continuing to chat. She's a stunningly gorgeous redhead who just showed up and doesn't know anyone in town. A very promising situation for me, but we'll see how this develops.
Never really used OKC before so I have no idea at what point I should suggest meeting in person (hopefully she beats me to that request).