Males and Females

Basically. At least that makes me Jerry instead of George.

George is already taken by Schmidt in any case, he being friends with us both.
 
From the same guy that humps pillows and lets his friend play with his junk.

I was continuing the puns with his "banal" comment. I've mentioned my desire to get pegged by a hot MILF many times here, I don't know how you took that seriously.
 
OKC Update:

My dream-girl just dropped out of the sky. Just showed up to Iowa City from Florida. She was a CLASSICS major in undergrad and is in grad school for psychology. One of her "message me if" criteria was if you were familiar with Sappho's poetry, so I messaged her with my own translation of one of her poems, and that impressed her greatly.

This happened yesterday and we're continuing to chat. She's a stunningly gorgeous redhead who just showed up and doesn't know anyone in town. A very promising situation for me, but we'll see how this develops.

Never really used OKC before so I have no idea at what point I should suggest meeting in person (hopefully she beats me to that request).