Males and Females

[Krow]

I texted her last night but didn't get a response. Not feeling too great today actually so I may just text/call her sometime in the next few days.

Or not. I'm pretty sure I was a mistake lol.

Dude if Lemmy tried to fuck me I would give it at least a few weeks before I answered his texts.

 

[Baroque]

Ozz, next time you have sex you should put on that album "the Ozzman Cometh"

 

[The Ozzman]

Track #1: Table Time

 

[AllShallFall]

Ozz, next time you have sex you should put on that album "the Ozzman Cometh"

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Dude if Lemmy tried to fuck me I would give it at least a few weeks before I answered his texts.

I am honored to be put on the same level.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Schmidt, too bad about the bloody nose...You shouldve plugged that shit with some toilet paper and moved her on top.

In other news, me and the Brazilian made things official over the weekend. This ones a keeper.

Knowing what I do about Brazilians, I can't see why you'd be a good match.

 

[KafkaX]

Knowing what I do about you, I can't see why I'd care.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Well, it's hard to care about the opinions of people you know nothing about, so fair point.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

4/10 not a good response. you could have done better.

 

[Nephilim96]

What kind of Brazilian are we talking about? The white kind, of the more latin-looking kind?

There is no wrong answer.

 

[CiG]

Because Brazilian entails predictable natures or something?

So small minded.

 

[KafkaX]

What kind of Brazilian are we talking about? The white kind, of the more latin-looking kind?

There is no wrong answer.

More white than latin for sure.

 

[Nephilim96]

Nice.

Because Brazilian entails predictable natures or something?

So small minded.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well, I've tried to contact the girl I recently banged but to no avail. Oh well.

Hanging out with Midnight Girl this weekend while we terrorize Cornfest. Also, this girl from the city has been flirting with me extra hard, but she's a known flake so I'm taking it all with a grain of salt.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well, I've tried to contact the girl I recently banged but to no avail. Oh well.

Classic 'dead in a ditch' maneuver. That shit sucks.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's aight tho. I'm tryin ta be like Leon here.

 

[Zephyrus]

Another Iowa grad student who's into ancient history and other common interests is messaging me on OKC. She was very up front about looking for new partners, so this could become something if we keep up the communication.

The twist is that she's in a polyamorous/open relationship, specifically, her BF is dating another woman at the same time so she's starting to try doing the same thing.

The other twist is that she has no profile picture (she's very cautious with her internet presence), and I have no idea what she looks like. Her profile says she's white and of "average" body type, which could mean pretty much anything. She's at least nice to talk to though and seems to be genuine in what she says about herself.

 

[Zephyrus]

That said, the semester's now in full swing and, as you guys suggested, I've calmed down about this whole dating thing and taking it in stride, taking what comes my way rather than actively pursuing it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Eh, it wouldn't hurt to meet up with her and shit. Hell, the way it sounds she's looking for a nice cock to fill her up.

 

[The Ozzman]

I tried dating someone who was in an open relationship with her husband and I felt like a creep. She was only looking for the physical part of the relationship but it was still weird. Like, that's all I was looking for at that stage of the relationship but couldn't bring myself to make a move because I felt dirty.