Males and Females

[Omni]

I thought I was BUDZ with this Omni fellow on last.fm and they had a lady picture but who knows.

You probably are friends with my old Last.fm account. I wouldn't know because I don't use it now. I have not used my own photo on there ever.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm pretty sure I was a mistake lol.

It's OK. My parents told me that years ago.

 

[CF87]

I texted her last night but didn't get a response. Not feeling too great today actually so I may just text/call her sometime in the next few days.

Or not. I'm pretty sure I was a mistake lol.

I could be wrong, but because you had trouble/could not get it up and had whiskey dick. She's not going to txt you back. I know it sounds dumb, but if you are not preperared to give a chick a nice big hard dick. It pisses them off really bad regardless how much you drank. And you're done.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

 

[CiG]

That somehow sounds like a giant pile of horseshit to me.

 

[KafkaX]

Schmidt, too bad about the bloody nose...You shouldve plugged that shit with some toilet paper and moved her on top.

In other news, me and the Brazilian made things official over the weekend. This ones a keeper.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Saw that on facebook. She looks attractive. Now for a serious question.

How big are her boobs?

 

[KafkaX]

DD

 

[Krow]

I texted her last night but didn't get a response. Not feeling too great today actually so I may just text/call her sometime in the next few days.

Or not. I'm pretty sure I was a mistake lol.

Dude if Lemmy tried to fuck me I would give it at least a few weeks before I answered his texts.

 

[Baroque]

Ozz, next time you have sex you should put on that album "the Ozzman Cometh"

 

[The Ozzman]

Track #1: Table Time

 

[AllShallFall]

Ozz, next time you have sex you should put on that album "the Ozzman Cometh"

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Dude if Lemmy tried to fuck me I would give it at least a few weeks before I answered his texts.

I am honored to be put on the same level.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Schmidt, too bad about the bloody nose...You shouldve plugged that shit with some toilet paper and moved her on top.

In other news, me and the Brazilian made things official over the weekend. This ones a keeper.

Knowing what I do about Brazilians, I can't see why you'd be a good match.

 

[KafkaX]

Knowing what I do about you, I can't see why I'd care.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Well, it's hard to care about the opinions of people you know nothing about, so fair point.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

4/10 not a good response. you could have done better.

 

[Nephilim96]

What kind of Brazilian are we talking about? The white kind, of the more latin-looking kind?

There is no wrong answer.

 

[CiG]

Because Brazilian entails predictable natures or something?

So small minded.

 

[KafkaX]

What kind of Brazilian are we talking about? The white kind, of the more latin-looking kind?

There is no wrong answer.

More white than latin for sure.