Males and Females

[CiG]

That somehow sounds like a giant pile of horseshit to me.

 

[KafkaX]

Schmidt, too bad about the bloody nose...You shouldve plugged that shit with some toilet paper and moved her on top.

In other news, me and the Brazilian made things official over the weekend. This ones a keeper.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Saw that on facebook. She looks attractive. Now for a serious question.

How big are her boobs?

 

[KafkaX]

DD

 

[Krow]

I texted her last night but didn't get a response. Not feeling too great today actually so I may just text/call her sometime in the next few days.

Or not. I'm pretty sure I was a mistake lol.

Dude if Lemmy tried to fuck me I would give it at least a few weeks before I answered his texts.

 

[Baroque]

Ozz, next time you have sex you should put on that album "the Ozzman Cometh"

 

[The Ozzman]

Track #1: Table Time

 

[AllShallFall]

Ozz, next time you have sex you should put on that album "the Ozzman Cometh"

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Dude if Lemmy tried to fuck me I would give it at least a few weeks before I answered his texts.

I am honored to be put on the same level.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Schmidt, too bad about the bloody nose...You shouldve plugged that shit with some toilet paper and moved her on top.

In other news, me and the Brazilian made things official over the weekend. This ones a keeper.

Knowing what I do about Brazilians, I can't see why you'd be a good match.

 

[KafkaX]

Knowing what I do about you, I can't see why I'd care.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Well, it's hard to care about the opinions of people you know nothing about, so fair point.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

4/10 not a good response. you could have done better.

 

[Nephilim96]

What kind of Brazilian are we talking about? The white kind, of the more latin-looking kind?

There is no wrong answer.

 

[CiG]

Because Brazilian entails predictable natures or something?

So small minded.

 

[KafkaX]

What kind of Brazilian are we talking about? The white kind, of the more latin-looking kind?

There is no wrong answer.

More white than latin for sure.

 

[Nephilim96]

Nice.

Because Brazilian entails predictable natures or something?

So small minded.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well, I've tried to contact the girl I recently banged but to no avail. Oh well.

Hanging out with Midnight Girl this weekend while we terrorize Cornfest. Also, this girl from the city has been flirting with me extra hard, but she's a known flake so I'm taking it all with a grain of salt.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well, I've tried to contact the girl I recently banged but to no avail. Oh well.

Classic 'dead in a ditch' maneuver. That shit sucks.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's aight tho. I'm tryin ta be like Leon here.