Males and Females

[The Butt]

I repeat: do not take romantic advice from this sad collection of weeaboos, virgins, and aging btards.

Ex-btard, thank you very much. *slams door*

 

[Master_Yoda77]

She's actually turning 30 this year and definitely isn't the party girl type. Also, did I mention that I have laid pipe on this girl in the past?

 

[Krow]

Just take her hand and lay it on your ravaging beast. She be liek whaaaaaa.

I read this as "breast" several times and since Yoda does have tits I was a bit confused by what you meant.

 

[The Butt]

Ravaging breast.

 

[Onder]

Touch the fat of a thousand cheeseburgers accumulated under my hairy nipple. Feel the man in me.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Me after Krow's savage comment.

 

[The Ozzman]

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that a fat guy is making fun of the fact that another fat guy has tits?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

So I asked a bitch to come over and she says no becuae all I want to do is fuck. I hate this bitch right off the bat and I want her not just to walk away but to walk away knowing her twat is worth 57.95, which is dinner. I dont mind not fucking but I dont like cant fucking. Stop setting a guideline, fuck face, for what you already know I want to do. Cause guess what bitch, I set no guideline for my conversation, you fucked my company and the gas out of my car . Your pussy isnt better than my time

im sick of pussy acting like its the end all. Your pussy doesnt even beat my credit score. and my credit score sucks fat donkey dick you jizz magnet

 

[The Butt]

Lol people acting like they are "owed" pussy.

 

[CiG]

So I asked a bitch to come over and she says no becuae all I want to do is fuck. I hate this bitch right off the bat and I want her not just to walk away but to walk away knowing her twat is worth 57.95, which is dinner. I dont mind not fucking but I dont like cant fucking. Stop setting a guideline, fuck face, for what you already know I want to do. Cause guess what bitch, I set no guideline for my conversation, you fucked my company and the gas out of my car . Your pussy isnt better than my time

im sick of pussy acting like its the end all. Your pussy doesnt even beat my credit score. and my credit score sucks fat donkey dick you jizz magnet

Jesus faggot do you mind not stealing all your thoughts from Patrice O'Neal?

 

[Mort Divine]

It's no small wonder some people here can't hold down a relationship.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You've got to catch 'em young if you don't want them to leave.

 

[Matt]

So one of my exes who I became pretty good friends with post breakup just popped back into my life. We would debate issues a lot and she's a SJW/feminist similar to Mort and whenever I disagreed with her on related issues she would get really mad. So several months ago we had a heated argument over something dumb and she completely blocked me on every medium which was obviously extremely upsetting. Now she calls and is like 'hey' as if nothing happened.

I grew to rely on her because of my limited social circle and losing that was a pretty big blow. I feel like I shouldn't allow it, but it's great to have someone who knows you really well to talk things over with.

 

[CiG]

Questioning that feminist/SJW bullshit is sometimes worse than questioning someone's religion.

Now that I'm against feminism I'll probably die alone, my last long relationship was when I was a feminist and so was my partner.

But what I'm more surprised about rather than what Mort pointed out is how these hysterical feminists get men. Men are pretty pathetic I guess.

 

[MasterOLightning]

For all of you who are getting so worked up about sex... There's a lot of really good free porn out there. You can enjoy yourself, get off in the convenience of your home (or even in the bathroom at work with phone porn these days), and not spend any money. There's no drama involved.

I understand feeling lonely, and I understand feeling like a social outcast, but I don't understand the sexual aggression. There are ways to take care of that so you won't have these violent outbursts against women. It's really irresponsible to allow oneself to get super worked up about not getting laid.

 

[CiG]

Someone in here said they had a violent outburst against a woman? Damn I must've missed that tale.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't think people here get that worked up over it here, aside from SentinelSlain who's clearly a bit of a sociopath, and Death "I change my sexual identity more than a radicalized tranny" Delirium. Porn is nice, but I'd definitely like to at least try intimacy, and while jacking off will relieve some stresses, whenever I go to bed it helps to cuddle my dedicated cuddling pillow and pretend it's mai waifu. I put the brief kissing scenes at the beginning on repeat and jerk off to that as much as the actual sex parts. But I get along OK with most women I know in real life and all of my suppressed violent urges are directed towards men so yeah.

 

[CiG]

I love how women have entire magazine and talk show industries dedicated to complaining about men but someone here complains it's the end of the world.

You cunts are the types of people that would probably heckle Patrice O'Neal for being "problematic."

 

[The Butt]

I manspread in this thread's general direction.

 

[Matt]

Yeah, porn does solve most issues, especially if you don't overdo it.