Males and Females

[no country for old wainds]

I don't think people here get that worked up over it here, aside from SentinelSlain who's clearly a bit of a sociopath, and Death "I change my sexual identity more than a radicalized tranny" Delirium.

i think iron wizard might rape one of his teachers

 

[CiG]

You saw what he looked like, she'd pick him up and shake him like a baby in the ghetto.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What thread was this in?

 

[no country for old wainds]

You saw what he looked like, she'd pick him up and shake him like a baby in the ghetto.

now i'm imagining miss trunchbull swinging him around by his long hair.

 

[The Ozzman]

So this woman at work has had a crush on me since we were in the same department together 5 odd years ago. At the time, she was married and just had twins. She finally did let me know she had a crush on me when her relationship started going south (color me surprised). So we met once and we would make out but nothing ever came of it. Fast forward to when I met my ex. My ex knew about her and kinda gave me an ultimatum of sorts. Of course I chose my ex solely for the reason that we don't work together. I let the other woman know about this and she was upset. She would give me lines like 'But Mike, we've known each other for a while' and 'Who cares if we work together? It would be different."

Well, considering I have more experience than you about the ramification of dating a co-worker: No, I don't think it would be different

Now, I can't use the excuse of 'she has children' anymore. I did indicate to her once that her having children was a bit of a dealbreaker. Well, my ex has 4 but she is way prettier and cooler anyway.

So, fast forward to when I became single and now she's hitting me up all the time again. We were going to go on a date on Friday, but we were talking (I don't remember what about) and it came to me saying 'Dont get your hopes up' mainly because we work together and I wasn't sure if I wanted a LTR with her. Well, no date occurred. I haven't received a message from her in over 24 hours and it's probably because she's pissed at me. She did tell me that she wants more than just being FWB, but to be honest I don't think she knows what she wants entirely still.

About 6 months into her divorce proceedings, we had a conversation with her and she said she wanted to be with me and I flat out told her that she didn't know what she wanted and she was going to use me as a rebound. I told her she needed to find herself and be her own best friend for a while. Did she do that? I'm not really sure. It seems she wants something to fill the void and I'm not going to be that person unless it's a casual thing.

It comes down to the fact that I would rather have a casual relationship with her than a LTR, but I don't have the courage to break her heart into a million pieces again, especially since her divorce is now final.

This is why you don't get involved with people at work unless both people understand that they can keep shit separate (ie: they can have sex and still work together without it being awkward)

This is rather disjointed, butt fuck it.

 

[Dak]

Sounds like a stupid amount of possible drama.

 

[The Ozzman]

Sounds like a stupid amount of possible drama.

Pretty much.

 

[Omni]

This is rather disjointed, butt fuck it.

 

[JontRevolting]

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that a fat guy is making fun of the fact that another fat guy has tits?

I didn't until i read that! That's one of the funniest things I've read on here and in fact anywhere.

 

[Nephilim96]

what do women usually like when you go down on them? like do any of yall have any tips? ive only had sex a few times and I'd like to improve this particular skill.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Just flick the bean.

 

[Onder]

what do women usually like when you go down on them? like do any of yall have any tips? ive only had sex a few times and I'd like to improve this particular skill.

First you need a written agreement with her and her parents' signature, there's a special document for that. She needs to be completely sober when signing so bring an alcohol tester and a notary. Both of you need doctor's confirmation of being disease-free. There's supervision present the first three times you do it due to all the risks but then you're fully free to lick a pus alone so enjoy.

EDIT: OR, bite her clit off. Who gives a shit.

 

[JontRevolting]

Just ask her what she likes after a while and try and study her facial expressions t try and figure out if she likes it or what' the fucks going on.

 

[CiG]

but then you're fully free to lick a pus

 

[Onder]

I wish they would ban you for spamming the forum with stupid fucking gifs you incredibly dumb stupid whore tbh.

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish they would ban you for spamming the forum with stupid fucking gifs you incredibly dumb stupid whore tbh.

It's about as dumb as the nonsense you post so shut the fuck up

 

[Onder]

It's about as dumb as the nonsense you post so shut the fuck up

Using gifs from some database is the emptiest and most meaningless form of communication. At least I use letters and words and shit, jesus lord and savior.

 

[CiG]

I wish they would ban you for spamming the forum with stupid fucking gifs you incredibly dumb stupid whore tbh.

Suck my cock.

 

[Onder]

Suck my cock.

Thanks, at least something.

 

[CiG]

Thanks, at least something.

Shouldn't you be going into detail about your bowel movements or something?