Males and Females

[no country for old wainds]

Just the other night I was thinking about how even if you're a hideous loser, there's a chance that during high school some random girl will make a vague flirtatious/sexual gesture towards you, even if it's only an attempt to embarrass you, and that I never had even that due to being homeschooled.

i think when girls flirt with you but have zero interest in you whatsoever and do it to fuck with your head or, worse, just to be friendly, is probably worse than not being flirted with. but i wasn't homeschooled so maybe that's my privilege talking.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If it was under a scenario where I actually thought they were being genuine then I'd agree yeah, it would suck to have expectations and then have them smashed. I've read stories of kids in elementary school, where someone would ask an ugly kid on a date because of a dare from the good looking kid's friends, and then laugh at them. That would probably be traumatizing. I'm still open to random women pelvic thrusting towards me, though, no matter their intention.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i was in a classroom where someone did that and it was so fucking awful lol. the girl's face just totally fell when she realised.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm still open to random women pelvic thrusting towards me, though, no matter their intention.

You should have looked the second time. If there were screams involved lord knows what they were up to.

 

[no country for old wainds]

they were screaming "OH MY GOD, IT'S HAMBURGAYBOY, ULTIMATE METAL CELEBRITY!!" while furiously masturbating and squirting all over the windscreen.

 

[Phylactery]

furiously masturbating.

This phrase shall forever remind me of when I asked a student why he had been off for 2 weeks and he responded with: "well I've been furiously masturbating at home."

How do you even respond to that?!

 

[Funerary_Doom]

in highschool all my friends had boyfriends and stuff except me. I actually remember being on last fm and like this one dude who had music in common with me would message me. Then he asked for my myspace or whatever, and i gave it to him after awhile of talking through messages. he then unfriended me like a day after on both myspace and last fm. i'm pretty sure it was because i'm black or something.

oh well. everyone gets played in high school.

 

[CiG]

Ouch.

Actually I had a similar experience, a girl was interested in me and I guess assumed I was a 1st or 2nd generation foreigner. Then when she found out I was indigenous she bailed on whatever path she was taking us down. Hahaha.

I don't blame her though.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i got stalked from afar at university for weeks without my knowledge and then she dropped out (hopefully for unrelated reasons but i'm seriously not sure) and i still can't decide whether to take it as a compliment or not.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A few years ago a woman from Germany of LastFM sent me a message in German, referring to me as "Hamburger Jung", and commented on our "Übereinstimmung". Apparently people from Hamburg are sometimes called Hamburgers or something. Like, how was I even supposed to reply to that?

EDIT: I wish I had a non-homosexual stalker.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

@CASSETTEISGOD pffft. that's so lame. i understand alright you're not into somebody but that somehow prevents you from just being cordial? That's fucking lame. Idk, that sort of thinking bothers me way more than it should.

stalked? jesus. that's nuts! how did you know she was stalking you? @no country for old wainds

 

[CiG]

I have a feeling she just weighed the risks of dating an indigenous guy. Her choice seems wise in hindsight considering I was a father before I turned 18.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

i mean, in hindsight that's really not the worse consequence to happen. a lot of people have children early and for some people it sorta whips them into shape.

it was her choice and that's cool. yeah, not saying people are rocket scientists in their teen years but if something like that were to happen i.e. a child or whatever it wouldn't only be your fault but hers as well. in other words, just because of your background doesn't mean you're the worst influence. i mean she probably harmed herself in worse ways. my boyfriend's white so i could totally say some of the things i've seen his folks do have been equally as deviant (sometimes more so) than what i'm use to.

 

[no country for old wainds]

stalked? jesus. that's nuts! how did you know she was stalking you? @no country for old wainds

through the stalker's friend, who told me when she got to know me better (this was the start of my first year so i was making new friendships at the time). it was weird but like... i never knew about it at the time and by the time i did she'd left, so i wasn't sure how to feel haha. she wasn't attractive, that's for sure.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

In junior high I got fucked with like that, my shitty little friends pretended to be someone's cousin I had a crush on and talked to me on AIM for like six months, pretty much every day. Apparently just the two of them laughing at token weird friend, who was also still a fat ugly duckling at the time. The big reveal was pretty awful for me.

Suffice it to say I have trouble letting my guard down to this day, more with women than men, due to that experience and many other similar ones.

 

[CiG]

That is brutal...

 

[Funerary_Doom]

@no country for old wainds Hahaha, dang. Well, i guess it's not as scary if you dont know it's happening? idk. might be equally as scary. If she left quickly maybe it was just brief. Still pretty weird and even weirder that her own friends knew

@Carpe Mortem that's fucked up. I hope you went off on them. Man who has the time to do all of that on the internet? Seriously... fucked up.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yeah, kids can be cruel. I didn't go off on them because I had few friends as it was and at that age it was kinda all about having friends.

I got fucked with a lot when I was younger. That's why I'm conceited now lol. Had to learn to be.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Moral of the story, bad shit might happen male/female wise, and even other-wise, but at the end of the day you're mainly fine and meet folks who are legit.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I understand that. Heh. so glad those days are over. Those times when you are too young to work so you're broke, pimpled-face and naive are just the worse. Adulthood sucks too but at least you feel a little more independent from people and not bind to them and their bullshit.