Males and Females

[CiG]

Kids are little fuckheads. Hopefully I've raised my son well enough so that he doesn't fuck some other child's life up.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Just the other night I was thinking about how even if you're a hideous loser, there's a chance that during high school some random girl will make a vague flirtatious/sexual gesture towards you, even if it's only an attempt to embarrass you, and that I never had even that due to being homeschooled. Then today on my drive home from school, blasting Fabulous Disaster with the top down, specifically mouthing out all the quality riffage in Verbal Razors, as I passed a car a passenger window rolled down and some blonde girl probably 16 years old or so made a gesture that looked like she was grabbing an invisible bed frame and began pelvic thrusting (from what I could tell), saying something I couldn't understand although it looked like she was biting her bottom lip as well. The girl behind her appeared to be waving at me as well, but I could only make out a silhouette. They sped off and rolled the windows, but due to traffic I ended up passing them again, and heard some form of nondescript female screaming, although I didn't look at them the second time.

Today was a good day.

In High school I had a hot girl offer to come home with me at lunch time and sleep with me, but I rejected her because I had already internalized the idea that no woman could ever like me and I thought by rejecting her I'd seem like a badass. It would have been a sympathy fuck for sure, but it would probably have prevented all kinds of emotional turmoil that happened after that, with the years of virginity and frustration. What a dumb decision. It wasn't the last I made.

 

[CiG]

Women with puffy, sort of long nipples are awesome.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm pretty amazed that this thread was moved to the second page.

Been hanging out with this cute colleague/grad student girl for the past couple of weeks. We have fun together but she told me that she got her second DUI this past Friday. Now I'm starting to feel bad for asking her to hang out so much.

 

[The Ozzman]

Once you hit DUI #2, the penalties get exponentially worse. She's looking at mandatory jail time probably

 

[Krow]

Eh not if you fork out the cash, in WV at least.

Tell that bitch she needs to stay at your house more, it's safer that way.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Been hanging out with this cute colleague/grad student girl for the past couple of weeks. We have fun together but she told me that she got her second DUI this past Friday.

Match made in heaven?

 

[The Ozzman]

Eh not if you fork out the cash, in WV at least.

I'm 99% certain it depends on the judge and the circumstances surrounding the arrest. I had no jail time when I got mine, but I had to have an interlock in there for almost 2.5 years and paid roughly 3k total between my useless attorney and court fees.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I think in Illinois that the 2nd DUI results in a suspension of your license for a mandatory amount of time and heavy fines and shit, but she's paying for a lawyer so she may be able to get out of certain things.

But yeah, I think the next time we hang out I'm going to her neck of the woods. I can have more than 3 beers and still drive just fine.

 

[Omni]

I think in Illinois that the 2nd DUI results in a suspension of your license for a mandatory amount of time and heavy fines and shit, but she's paying for a lawyer so she may be able to get out of certain things.

But yeah, I think the next time we hang out I'm going to her neck of the woods. I can have more than 3 beers and still drive just fine.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Iskra Lawrence would love to fuck her in the bottom. I think it would pretty much kill me though. My balls would go from being so blue to being so red that I would just die inside her massive butt.

 

[Dak]

......iiiinnn the bottom.

 

[CiG]

That's a lot of Northern Irish meat.

 

[unknown]

Yeah I would wreck her

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah I would wreck her

+1

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'd cum in seconds.

 

[arg]

oh



mai



gad

 

[The Ozzman]

But yeah, I think the next time we hang out I'm going to her neck of the woods. I can have more than 3 beers and still drive just fine.

You probably won't have a choice.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Got just a little bit warmer and all of the sudden there are short shorts and sundresses everywhere on campus. The legs seem to get a little longer with every year too.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You probably won't have a choice.

What do you mean?