Just the other night I was thinking about how even if you're a hideous loser, there's a chance that during high school some random girl will make a vague flirtatious/sexual gesture towards you, even if it's only an attempt to embarrass you, and that I never had even that due to being homeschooled. Then today on my drive home from school, blasting Fabulous Disaster with the top down, specifically mouthing out all the quality riffage in Verbal Razors, as I passed a car a passenger window rolled down and some blonde girl probably 16 years old or so made a gesture that looked like she was grabbing an invisible bed frame and began pelvic thrusting (from what I could tell), saying something I couldn't understand although it looked like she was biting her bottom lip as well. The girl behind her appeared to be waving at me as well, but I could only make out a silhouette. They sped off and rolled the windows, but due to traffic I ended up passing them again, and heard some form of nondescript female screaming, although I didn't look at them the second time.
Today was a good day.