Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Driving home after getting laid is a great feeling

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Driving home after getting laid is a great feeling

Thank you. Just, thank you. I needed to see this.

 

[CiG]

That whole youtube channel is pure gold.

 

[The Ozzman]

80 posts moved to Mort's very own thread. Keep that shit out of here.

 

[CiG]

The original video I posted was about males and females.

 

[The Ozzman]

The original video I posted was about males and females.

Yet it spawned the entire conversation, so it got moved. Feel free to repost it.

 

[CiG]

Meh. Too much effort, haha.

 

[arg]

I'd rather stay on this page to look at dat ass

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You ever develop platonic crushes on the same sex? Like, you really wanna hang out with them because you have all this shit in common, and you're pretty sure they feel the same, but neither of you make enough effort to really forge a substantial friendship because you're both so busy and antisocial?

I have such a crush. We've dated three of the same dudes and have the same interests, same personality, etc. Used to hang out more back in the day. Someday we will get drunk and play video games with a heavy metal soundtrack. Maybe when her kids aren't so young and needy.

 

[The Ozzman]

Someday we will get drunk and play video games with a heavy metal soundtrack and then make out and film it for all of you

Fixed that for you...?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol. Fag.

 

[Omni]

Platonic same-sex crushes are for cowards who are scared to be gay. I don't waste time on such things.

 

[CiG]

*Bisexual.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Oh it's not gay at all, and I'm openly into women. She's just a cool ass bitch and I don't have any women in my inner circle since the good ones died.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't want to bang any of my dude friends. My female friends now, that's a different story. I wouldn't because I'm a fucking stupid nice guy but I cannot say I don't want to.

 

[unknown]

Oh it's not gay at all, and I'm openly into women.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Dak]

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I get along better with women typically but i doubt i'd ever be able to be in a relationship with one. There can't be two crazy motherfuckers in a relationship.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You ever develop platonic crushes on the same sex? Like, you really wanna hang out with them because you have all this shit in common, and you're pretty sure they feel the same, but neither of you make enough effort to really forge a substantial friendship because you're both so busy and antisocial?

I have such a crush. We've dated three of the same dudes and have the same interests, same personality, etc. Used to hang out more back in the day. Someday we will get drunk and play video games with a heavy metal soundtrack. Maybe when her kids aren't so young and needy.

I remember one time after a chemistry class, the air conditioning was broken which caused a huge pressure differential, so that it was really tough to open the doors to outside and would cause a lot of wooshing air. There was this really cute muscly dude in my class who was wearing a kind of vest, and class ended I was exiting behind him. He opened the door and his vest flew right off and at my feet, so when I picked it up and handed it to him and he had this slightly awkward smile/suppressed laugh on his face, and thanked me. My heart immediately started beating and even though I didn't particularly want to have sex with him or vice versa so it was definitely 100% platonic and not the slightest bit homosexual, it definitely caused me to think about him for the rest of the day and have happy wistful thoughts that didn't go away until the semester ended and I never saw him again.

 

[CiG]

I'd bang Yoda.