Males and Females

There used to be a really nice guy in my friend circle who supposedly was hung like so. He was repeatedly dumped, supposedly for said largeness. Not sure the loneliness would be worth it.
 
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This line comes up at least once a week between myself and brother. Usually after a question of:

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I often think about how my dick will become something like a lost work, an aesthetic masterpiece ravaged by time before anyone was able to truly enjoy its beauty, fragments of poorly-focused cell phone selfies found on my hard drive after I die being the only remaining evidence that it even existed.
 
I mean there's not much evidence about anyone's dick apart from people in the porn industry and it's not like they're some sort of achievement.
 
I think having an above average sized dick gets women curious if they grind on it on the dance floor, some even grab and giggle, assuming it to be some kind of false thing.
 
I mean average penis length is like 5 inches and average vaginal depth is like 7 so girls are just being nice to you little dick people <3