Males and Females

[CiG]

Chicks dig how cock rings look. Get the one that cups your balls too. Then go ahead and blindfold yourself, put on handcuffs while blinded, and also slam your fucking head against the wall until there's the barest trickle of blood.

Trust me. I'm a woman. I know what women really want.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ozz do you genuinely prefer milfs or is that just what your genre of game nabs you?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Also I had really great sex last night. LTR's... Quality over quantity.

 

[Dak]

Quality over quantity.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Sometimes quantity is quality. "I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos."

 

[Dak]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

25 million dead is a helluva numba

I'm speaking of my sperm.. of course

 

[Dak]

but dat hitler bruh

 

[Nephilim96]

lol when i first read that CC wanted a cockring I thought he meant he was going to pierce his cock.

anyone here have that or know of anybody with one? sounds awkward/painful.

 

[Nephilim96]

i love milfs a shit ton, but i like younger women (aka one's my age) just as much. would like to actively seek out milfs when im of age to drink in a bar, but not for relationships, unless very short.

what does she look like ozz?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I really do wish I had a hog that could damage her cervix

 

[The Ozzman]

Guess that's why you can't get the 21-750 or whatever the fuck your arbitrary scale is

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'm much too lazy for chicks in the 20's. 12's all day. I feel the same way about age too

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm much too lazy for chicks in the 20's. 12's all day. I feel the same way about age too

So that's below average right?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yea maybe. It's more like a pretty girl with no ass or vice versa

 

[Carpe Mortem]

There used to be a really nice guy in my friend circle who supposedly was hung like so. He was repeatedly dumped, supposedly for said largeness. Not sure the loneliness would be worth it.

 

[unknown]

I've heard from a number of female friends they DON'T prefer giant dicks because it's too painful.

 

[arg]

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[Draehl]

This line comes up at least once a week between myself and brother. Usually after a question of: