Males and Females

I remember in middle school there was this one weird black kid named "Greg". He was very socially awkward, but no guy ever gave him shit because the first day we were all in the locker room after PE getting ready to shower, we saw Greg had a HUGE dick. You talk about growers and showers....this guy was flaccid and hung some serious dong. It was impressive.
 
Maybe one day you'll recognize him fucking some nice girl in a porn video. That would prevent me from fapping though.

Oddly enough, a girl I went to high school with does porn now (under the name "Veronique Vega"). When I heard about that I winced. I don't think she's that good looking. It was funny because in high school she idolized people like Paris Hilton (therein being the irony) and Nicole Richie
 
So how do you know it wasn't your white side that contributed your big dick? I mean, I think Indians are known to have small ones, and you guys are vaguely genetically related, right? Or at least the southern ones and Sri Lankans and stuff I think.
 
So how do you know it wasn't your white side that contributed your big dick? I mean, I think Indians are known to have small ones, and you guys are vaguely genetically related, right? Or at least the southern ones and Sri Lankans and stuff I think.

Maybe it was my white side, but the Scottish and Irish are well known to have small dicks. So much so that comedians from there use it commonly in their material.
 
So how do you know it wasn't your white side that contributed your big dick? I mean, I think Indians are known to have small ones, and you guys are vaguely genetically related, right? Or at least the southern ones and Sri Lankans and stuff I think.

Irish are known for the chode, brah