Males and Females

[CiG]

Thanks for reminding me just how cringeworthy that whole scene is.

 

[rms]

The Harvard guy is Dak when he talks about his 60 BPM

 

[CiG]

I was thinking of you and Dak the whole fucking time.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Everyone over here is talking about penis length and I'm sitting here with a cheese wheel.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

This is pretty much my reaction when I invite one girl out to a punk DIY-cover band show this Saturday and then remind my other friend about it and then she wants to go. Shit...



Actually, this could be interesting.

 

[The Butt]

Everyone over here is talking about penis length and I'm sitting here with a cheese wheel.

How big is your cheese wheel? Post stats.

 

[CiG]

 

[The Butt]

He looks really happy. I'd be happy too if I were holding a cheese wheel that big.

 

[tagradh]

Like a WWI Pacman.

 

[unknown]

I think it would depend on the cheese. If it were some bullshit cheese, then I'd be pissed.

 

[SentinelSlain]

One time i measured my cock and it was 8.5 inches but ever since its seemed to max out at about 7.5. Maybe the right woman could get the extra inch back.

 

[CiG]

Or you just got fat since then.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Well the "shrink" seemed to occur before my slight weight gain.

 

[The Butt]

Apparently when I was really drunk on Friday I groped some girl's ass while I was rolling around annihilated on the couch. I don't remember this but meh.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Nice dude.

 

[The Butt]

I remember asking the chick to cuddle me so I didn't die, but I don't remember putting my hand on her ass at all. Ah well. She told me about it the day after. I just lol'd.

 

[CiG]

Was she salty though?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Did her butt smell like fish?

 

[The Butt]

Was she salty though?

She wasn't mad when she told me about it afterwards, but only because I was so fucked up at the time lmao.